No booze for our heads,
No clubbing, no Class A's,
No more pants of red
The midwives in the hossie,
Looked down where we lay,
A bunch of old, evil hags,
Fucked on Gas and A.
Ho, ho, ho you bunch of Hoes. 
BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13
UPDIFFED
maswera, can't possibly be having a baybee next week, due December 11
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, blooming at last, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Medee, finally over the Haribo craving, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
Twinkle Toes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 23 June.
LadyGoneGaga, Compulsive Stick pisser, due 28 July
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The PESH in a manger
LadyGoneGaga · 02/12/2010 13:12
Ah, you see, this is the evil fun I get from being a non-drinker I'll dance like a loon no matter what and I get to see people making absolute tits of themselves. That lad has some cojones, I'll give him that. Is going to be delicious seeing the shame-faces slinking in on Monday, buahaha!
Is it wrong that, having previously complained of nips as dry as the sahara, I am terribly excited that I have just squeezed out some colostrum? 
It was the merest hint but I am feeling incredibly pleased with myself.
Rocket sounds like you had a great night at the works do. I have never got the hang of being the only sober one amongst all the pissheads. I much prefer to be one of the pissheads.
Could I have used any more ? Er... yes. here you go. . FFS!
I have now requested that TG stop wearing earplugs to bed. I've had a few crampy feelings this evening plus a bit of an upset tum and although I doubt very much I am about to lay, it occurred to me that a) he is already sleeping in another room so why does he need earplugs? and b) what if I did go into labour and was unable to get a across the landing and couldn't rouse him from slumber? He said that my snoring is so bad he can hear it from 2 rooms away whilst wearing earplugs. 
He has however agreed that it is time he stopped wearing them.
Pol, I wear earplugs when sleeping (TYF doesn't snore* but I wake at the sound of a mouse farting in Uruguay) but I say TAKE THEM OUT, MAN! Also v excited about the downstairs rumblings and the colostrum. Did you take a pic to add to your ole booby gallery? 
Oh, and I refuse to believe you snore. 
PS Are you meant to try to squeeze some colostrum out [naive first-timer face] or is it summat one ends up doing out of curiosity?
*He snores when he has a nap but not when fully asleep. How random is that?! Still, not complaining.
Oooooo poopy!! exciting!! (the twinges, not the nipples.) maybe boo2 will come before Xmas and give you more of a chance to hit the festive sherry! came for a lurk and got all excited so had to post...you big tease!!
I don't think I ever reached a stage where I couldn't get anything out of my buzzwams since having mooch... I can't remember when I last tried though. Kind of lost its novelty :)
scorps there is no reason for doing it, other than that sort of Edmund hilary type thing... You do it because they are there
ohh never thought I'd be so excited to hear about orange nipple leakage! :o Definitely think its time to ditch the ear plugs.
I am having a lovely weekend so far. Have started a new project to make housewarming/xmas gift for the friends we are going to for xmas. Went out for a curry last night and had no ill effects so am VERY relieved and pleased as I was really missing a curry after not being able to contemplate it for 3 months. I did try and pick the least fatty/rich/spicy thing on the menu and that seemed to work so very chuffed. Getting very excited as the friends we went out with are about 4 weeks behind us in the updiffed stakes, its going to be so lovely to have someone near by in the same age bracket esp as the dad has been mates with TB since 1st day of primary school. (apparently he is hoping we have one of each and already has them married off 
:o)
Morning all, sorry to dash your hopes but nothing sound this end except a very good nights sleep with only 1 wee n gaviscon break! Am still in bed as I feel utterly wiped out and pelvis is v hurty today. I'm wondering if the feelings I had last night were baybee movind further down into pelvis.
at finger painting pone but def not enough for that! It really was the merest hint of a tint but still an improvement on last time.
Glad you had a good night Rocket, I do love a curry. As I'm now 37+3 I'm seriously wondering when to start the hot sex, hot curry and pineapple campaign. Do I really want to lay before Xmas? My pelvis says yes. I kind of just want it over with now. (cue invocation of sods law and laying 2 wks after due date.). Mind you, I'm not convinced there is much that can really be done and I reckon shrimp will dictate the time and manner of her* arrival.
- yes, I have gone back to thinking this one is girl flavoured, having spent the last month convinced it is a boy. Frankly, I don't have a clue.
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It had never occurred to me to taste it but now it's been mentioned I won't be able to resist (if and when it makes its appearance).
If you lot were blokes, you'd soooo be trying to bend over enough to, well, y'know... 
There was a weird fred on the PG board where someone was saying they were getting 'white bits' in their nips that they could 'pluck out' . This massively freaked me out. I've got a few little raised milk ducts, natch (I did before pg, acksherly), but they couldn't be picked or squeezed. Confuzzling. And gross.
Pliz to join Rocket in 'Lalala, not listening!' corner?
Pol, glad you had a good night. I think you and Masweewee should aim to lay on the first day so we could have magickal Xmas non-twin OMG ESH-TWINZZZZZ!
PS I had a confusing but v nice dream where it was next summer and Lozza laid her baybee in a hossie near me and I went to see her. It'd been v quick and relatively painless, so let's hope it was a psychic vision, eh? Oh yeah, and it was a gurl.
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