The PESH in a manger

[LadyGoneGaga]

No booze for our heads,
No clubbing, no Class A's,
No more pants of red

The midwives in the hossie,
Looked down where we lay,
A bunch of old, evil hags,
Fucked on Gas and A.

Ho, ho, ho you bunch of Hoes.

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13

UPDIFFED

maswera, can't possibly be having a baybee next week, due December 11
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, blooming at last, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Medee, finally over the Haribo craving, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
Twinkle Toes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 23 June.
LadyGoneGaga, Compulsive Stick pisser, due 28 July

Evening Laydeez.

Had 12 week scan today, all was marvellous, and I finally believe there is an actual baybee in there. So I've added myself to The List:

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24

UPDIFFED

PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, blooming at last, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Medee, has a deceptive bump, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
Ivegotmrbitey, Marmite is a lovely name for a baybee, due 27th July.
LadyGoneGaga, Compulsive Stick pisser, due 28 July

I didn't have the flu jab because I don't tend to catch bugs and I read somewhere that if too many peole have it then the bug mutates and becomes resistant, and then it's less effective for high risk groups.

Then bugger me, ive spent the last week with a really crappy cold. That'll learn me.

Congrats on a good scan Foxy. It does make it all seem a bit more real, doesn't it?

I am exhausted after a lovely visit with TinyNeph and the long drive back from the North. So glad I am not back at work until next week.

Scorps I am boaking at the idea of eating salmon that's been sat out for that long. Bleeee.

How's the flu FC? You're still with us I see? That'll teach you to be smug about your immune system. I too have learned the error of my ways ("I'm never ill. Haven't had a cold for three years even") after sneezing, coughing, vomiting and pooing through the festive season. I am a shadow of my former self
Hope the rest of you PESHes are ok? Any word on Pol?

Sympathy to the poorly Aries and MsFC, although from a distance as, eewww, gross. Also I don't want your germs. Colds are miserable.

How are you Aries my luvver?

I believe I may live, thanks Muse. Not the greatest Christmas ever. I now have a total aversion to almost all foodstuffs and alcohol and am wondering what I should eat for the rest of my life. All meat products - out. Fish - out. Eggs - . Crisps - not too bad. This may be useful practice for diffage.

Am being dramatic - doubtless I'll be troughing my face soon enough again.

good news foxyloxy

I have ordered a Quinny, Scorps, so we can be ostracised together!

Hey up riester! You've been ill too? And D&V so trumps a cold. I shall stop moaning. Especially as it must have meant you missing all the lovely food...

I shall stay North of the river muse, to quarantine my germs.

I had both Very messy indeed. I even repulsed myself.

Oh Aries how we have missed you and your snotty pukey pooey charm

Sounds feckin shite luvver, am glad you are on the mend though.

Congrats fox :)

And, erm...other stuff to other people, can't bloody remember now. Brain is a big lump of pointless useless shite.

Oh... My consultant insists I'm due on 27th. But I don't think I care enough to be arsed changing the list.

And also, I am really really going to try to remember to ring re flu jab tomorrow. I would like not to get any more broken please thank you.

Am in bed, just can't sleep. Is that okay miss?

I am going to try again in a sec. Just might nip for my 73rd wee of the evening first...

I suppose that's acceptable. I'm on my dad's computer and he keeps coming in to see what I'm doing!

Well let's hope he doesn't get worried by me giving you a goodnight smackeroo!

(it's ok Aries Dad it's all quite innocent, I just think your daughter is rather super. My feelings are pure and my intent is honourable )

Night night luvver

Gah, go to bed because you have to get up for work and miss all the hot girl-on-girl action.

Did you know that www.loveitloveitloveit.co.uk have 20% off all stock orderered before New Year? It has still cost me a fortune, mind you...

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24

UPDIFFED

PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, blooming at last, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Medee, has a deceptive bump, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Orchid, hoping for a zen like child, due 1st July
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
Ivegotmrbitey, Marmite is a lovely name for a baybee, due 27th July.
LadyGoneGaga, Compulsive Stick pisser, due 28 July

I'm off for my flu jab this morning. Have waited until now as only just over 12 weeks and been too sick to contemplate going. Am back to work next week and worried all the returning students will be bringing vile germs back with them too, so think it's best to have it now.

I'm in the Bugaboo club (never realised there was one until now!). For those of you yet to use it, they're fab. I have walked miles with mine and it's great - much better than a Silver Cross umbrella fold pram I bought to take on holiday and which everyone told me I would use more.

Got to dash as I can smell a stinky nappy to be dealt with...

Not entirely sure where the Bugaboo club has come from...there seems to be more of a Kindle club on this thread. I got one for Christmas, too. It is the future and shiz - as Muse said, not for "keeper" books but for the trash that fills up my shelves and means regular trips to the charity shop to donate it to worthier homes.

PLUS. I can sit on my sofa, read a review of something that sounds interesting, go to the Kindle store and download it and start reading. IT IS SO COOL. And slightly easier to hold one-handed than the iPad, which I love, too, but in a different way.

Although there is no Kindle edition as yet of this which I am absolutely desperate to read.

Wow, July has really filled up and I'm right at the back of the list still!

I have my M&P Pliko Pramette leftover from last time. And will be transferring into the lightweight Maclaren as soon as the blighter can hold head up. Although will prob use sling most of time like last time. Am quite jealous of the Bugaboo but really can't justify not using old buggie sadly.

Love to all the ill people.

And just wondering why Pol so quiet? Eyes suspiciously.

You'll zoom up soon enough LadyG. I am slightly concerned by how close to the top of the list I am. It creeps up on you.

I am trying to decide what to do with my day. The urge to organise is nearly overwhelming. It's not natural I tell you.

muse please to come to my house and organise me? Ta very lots.

Very woolly-headed this morning, couldn't sleep properly last night at all. Very glad to be off work (sorry cam)

I am not joining a bugaboo club, simply as I do not feel like the sort of person that should be in one. I do own a beautifully stained and rather chewed chameleon, which does it's job well enough to get pulled out of the cupboard for when thing 2 appears. I like the fact it faces me, and it stands up well to being driven into Walls in a haze of sleep deprivation. But I am taking the Groucho Marks Amendment on the club ta :)

My house is a fucking bomb site and I have about 50 things I need to do before lunchtime. So obviously I am still in bed...

it's its bloody auto-correct

My house is DISGUSTING. Seriously, fetid. The bathrooms still aren't properly finished (fecking useless fecking expensive fecking bathroom designer bod who has failed to supply all the bits and pieces he promised so that the builders couldn't fit countertops and sinks even though everything else is done), boiler seems to be incapable of staying hot for two showers, all possessions moved out of study but no new carpet for weeks so entire rest of flat covered in books and bookshelves and general tat and the dust from the bathroom but no space to clean it...

I think I might just move. It's probably simpler.