conversations wiht boys vs conversations wiht girls

[FluffyMummy123]

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Not really fair because my DD is only 2, but at 6.45 am

"mummy I sleeping like a good girl"

eh?

yes, me, but she's 9 months old so not much in the way of conversation...other than dadadadadada babababababa nanananananana

Are we supposed to be saying what we say or what they say?

Bozza said a girl's sentence, next one has to say a boys sentence.

to cod for no girls mums

I said, "why are you talking to me then, go back to sleep, your light has not come on".

DS "why did nobody buy me a Lampard shirt for my birthday".

DD
"I'm going to wear my pink dress with my pink tights and sparkly shoes"

DS (3)- 'Lightning 'Queen is fast like me - he say p-chow' (or something like the noise he makes) followed by car noise and running down hallway.

"I bet you wish your girlfriend was hooot like me" (in American accent)

DS age 2
I've made a slide

(using sofa, labrador and a cushion)

DS " I'm a jedi look at me jump really high with my light saver!"

Hot Wheels go very very fast then they CRASH. Don't touch they are too dangerous for you. Hot Wheels BEAT DAT! DS 2.9 yo.

Don't girls talk about nice things like fairies and post offices?

'Ask dd2, she will know where the hairbrushes are'

Choo choo mummy. Thomas crash crash crash. Bad trucks. Crash. (Ds1 2.3)

'yes of course you can sit quietly and do beads'

mummy what doing
why doing that
when finished mummy
what doing now mummy
where going mummy
why going there mummy
when coming back mummy
PAUSES FOR BREATH
why not talking me mummy

DS "I'm a big farty-pants. I am king of all the farts"

DS - look mummy I played with it and it got big.

DD "oh no I d'opped him mummy, I d'opped Teddy on de floor"

DS "GO AWAY You're SO annoying"

Me "GO AWAY. You're so annoying"

Wow look at your Barbie she looks Ghetto Fabulous!