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i KNOW youll all hate me for htis BUT

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poisson · 05/07/2006 19:15

saw thign on south local news about baby yoga classes
i KNOW...................

  1. i did stuff liek that wiht ds1 and 2
  2. 'tis good fro mums to get together 3 its good for mums to playw ith kid sand touch them adn bond etc etc etc

BUT THEY LOOKED SUCH NOBS

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stoppinattwo · 06/07/2006 20:38

Do babies trump during yoga classes

CristinaTheAstonishing · 06/07/2006 22:02

Do babies trump during yoga classes? Well, what do you think? With all that clockwise moving and motioning, there's only one way for wind and faeces to go. (Out.)

eldestgirl · 14/07/2006 07:36

To change the subject (slightly) does anyone know how to stop an adult female, post two vaginal births, trumping audibly during yoga?

southeastastra · 14/07/2006 08:10

eldest girl - wear a tampon!!! i heard this somewhere!

RosieApple · 19/03/2009 17:01

what a lot of nasty judgemental people you all were back in 2006!

If everyone on this site is like you lot I will unsubscribe

MrsMerryHenry · 19/03/2009 17:03

I love normal yoga.
I loved preg yoga.
I also think baby yoga is a load of old bollocks! Babies instinctively move around as much as they need to; what eejit thinks they need bloomin' yoga classes as well? Next they'll be making baby-friendly treadmills.

Kathyis6incheshigh · 19/03/2009 17:10

I'm getting nostalgic for 2006. I miss Cod

Yes Rosie, everyone's like this.

DanJARMouse · 19/03/2009 17:12

I miss COD

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 19/03/2009 17:14

WTF? You revive an old thread just to complain?!

That's just weird.

pagwatch · 19/03/2009 17:14

yes everyone is like this. And nothing has changed since 2006. Nothing.
welcome to brigadoon - the catty years.

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 19/03/2009 17:14

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Trinityrhino · 19/03/2009 17:15

oh do us a favour and go away rosie

you shouldn't do this
i thought cod was back
you are mean

Kathyis6incheshigh · 19/03/2009 17:16

She must be typing better then.

claireybee · 19/03/2009 17:21
Hmm
BoysAreLikeDogs · 19/03/2009 17:23

Shut the door on yer way out there's a dear

(dead funny thread though)

myredcardigan · 19/03/2009 22:19

There are plenty of catty current threads you could post your disgust on without reviving a thread from 3yrs ago. in a way.

kormachameleon · 19/03/2009 22:23

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MrsMattie · 19/03/2009 22:31

Met a lovely mum at the doctor's the other day - got bonding over our babies of same age in the waiting room. She asked me if I took my DD to any mum and baby groups to which I weakly replied 'No', muttering something about having to take my older child to and from nursery and it not being practical blah blah (code for 'I would rather slit my wrists and bleed to death slowly than discuss sore nipples over Nescafe'). She then started reeling off everything she did with her baby - baby massage, baby yoga, Gymboree (aka Gymborsee-you-and-your-PFB-coming cher-ching..).

God, it all falls apart when you have more than one, doesn't it?

MrsMattie · 19/03/2009 22:32

Oh, didn't notice it was so old...and thought the typing style was a bit fishy

SlartyBartFast · 19/03/2009 22:34

yep, i was wondering why she was being outed

Jajas · 19/03/2009 22:37

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