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i KNOW youll all hate me for htis BUT

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poisson · 05/07/2006 19:15

saw thign on south local news about baby yoga classes
i KNOW...................

  1. i did stuff liek that wiht ds1 and 2
  2. 'tis good fro mums to get together 3 its good for mums to playw ith kid sand touch them adn bond etc etc etc

BUT THEY LOOKED SUCH NOBS

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poisson · 05/07/2006 19:31

" oh we htink he ll be a footbaler - he has TWO legs"

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Surfermum · 05/07/2006 19:31

Yep, I was "oh she loves her bath, she's going to be an Olympic swimmer" .

Actually I never made it to any of the tumble tots/yoga type groups they started too blimmin early in the morning.

Alan · 05/07/2006 19:32

i was never like this with my first

CristinaTheAstonishing · 05/07/2006 19:34

Something I totally agree with: yoga classes=moneyspinner for first-time mums with aspirations.

harpsichordcarrier · 05/07/2006 19:34

ALAN WHO ARE YOU PLS.
oh god tumble tots

although in fairness I did do my trial session when I was in early labour, so that might no have helped my appreciation of their nobby songs and tiresome branding.

Gingerbear · 05/07/2006 19:36

heuristic play - is that weaving straw baskets and squeezing mud pies?

Gingerbear · 05/07/2006 19:37

I know who Alan is......

SenoraPostrophe · 05/07/2006 19:38

so how do you do baby yoga anyway? do you twist their arms around n stuff?

Alan · 05/07/2006 19:38

you just pretend you are spiritual in a shallow way

I think

Greensleeves · 05/07/2006 19:39

Pssst - Gingerbear She gets a bit...well - funny about her baskets

Gingerbear · 05/07/2006 19:39

yeah, like pipe cleaners.

stoppinattwo · 05/07/2006 19:39

sorry my DC's are v basic and the most musical/inventive/intelligent they get is farting in the bath and catching the bubbles in an empty bubble bath bottle . they wanted to see if they still smell (vv scientific)

does yoga make you fart? or is that lentils

CristinaTheAstonishing · 05/07/2006 19:39

"so how do you do baby yoga anyway? do you twist their arms around n stuff? "

Yes, a bit like playing the Hokey Copkey without the music. I guess.

Gingerbear · 05/07/2006 19:40

Oh No.

Alan · 05/07/2006 19:41

i havent got any bloody baskets or pipe cleaners

Beetroot · 05/07/2006 19:41

yes Alan and my own arse wiper..yawn....

EvesMama · 05/07/2006 19:42

ooh, that spelling looks familier(or am i just slow at catching on..always the last to know me)

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poisson · 05/07/2006 19:43

lol at greeny trying to get ginger to shut it

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Gingerbear · 05/07/2006 19:45

Greeny has me by the throat.....
Help, I can't breathe, I can't breathe..........

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poisson · 05/07/2006 19:45

so what where oyu saying about wnaky baskets?

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Gingerbear · 05/07/2006 19:47

not wnaky baskets, fish, weaving baskets....
Wnaky baskets are made by Aboriginal tribes on Christmas Island.

SenoraPostrophe · 05/07/2006 19:50

Iwas going to make a joke about wnaky baskets but I thought it was too obvious (and I'm too tired anyway)

Alan · 05/07/2006 19:51

is it a private joke?

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poisson · 05/07/2006 19:51

they dont even have real babies fgs

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Greensleeves · 05/07/2006 19:52

OMG!!! The one on the left!! It's FRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!