i KNOW youll all hate me for htis BUT

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saw thign on south local news about baby yoga classes
i KNOW...................

1. i did stuff liek that wiht ds1 and 2
2. 'tis good fro mums to get together 3 its good for mums to playw ith kid sand touch them adn bond etc etc etc

BUT THEY LOOKED SUCH NOBS

lol@justamum
ye si did offer a disclamert hat i knwo its good bla bl abl abUT they did look nobs

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I must say Richard Dawkins' work appealed to me in my Bitter Sceptic phase, but I haven't been quite so impressed when revisiting it recently - we may be credulous, but if we dismissed everything we didn't understand as nonexistent, science would never get anywhere.
We need the crystal-wielders to keep us rigorous, like a two-party parliament. Ish. I still sprayed when I read the 'say no to anticlockwise foot massage' post though.

NB I've heard lots of people tell the wheelchair story - either he's a bad driver or does it on purpose so people talk about him .

should think he fancied you pruni

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erotic not erratic

he never ran over my foot although for some reason I always seemed to be stuck behind him on a narrow pavement when I was in a tearing hurry, having to restrain myself from shouting "come ON come ON"

Not surprised you were in a hurry. That harpsichord must be heavy.

stephen Hawkins is quite trendy........ wasnt he on a pink floyd album once????............

god this took me back. I paid an inordinate amount of money for Holistic Baby classes where some dozy hippy told me that my boy was a "cold" baby and so shouldn't have hot food (or some such gibberish) and to be patronised by extremely yummy mummys

LOl at the cold baby. I am usually very bright (modest too) but I went really soft during my first pg and nearly fell for all the "alternative" crap out there. Alternative to rationality, obviously.

I remember sweating profusely on the floor of a well inentioned friend's house at "aromatherapy baby massage". The heating had to be on max as our little newborn petals would be nudey on their changing mats. (Yes arrived with changing mat & towel - as well as all the usual crap.)
An extremely bossy Hyacinth Bucket type woman then told us all about our newborns (because she instantly knew them all) and we rubbed oily stuff into their fretful little bodies.
Was an absolute nightmare, I was dripping (literally) with post-natal sweat, my ds screamed the entire way through it, kneeling on the floor I was crippled with sciatica & SPD which had yet to disappear and couldn't believe I was stupid enough to pay for this torture!!!
The joys of first-time motherhood. I was definitely right up there in Nobland!!!

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lol at bugsy

all mine HATED baby massage

and ALL musicy classes except explicitly sporty ones gym, swimming

Read that as muscly classes, Enid. New level of nobbism, muscly baby classes.

dd used to love baby massage - especially when she weed on me.

I know I'm not going to get round to anything with baby no 3 and I'm going to have no friends with babies and the child is going to grow up having to play with dd and ds's friends.

I think post-Gwyneth, all baby yoga is inexcusable

Tamba, I am a Jo Jingles class leadre. If you felt like a prat, Imagine how I feel jumpingh up and down with said stuffed toy several times a week

i have to sing a bit too, but not too much, it would help if some mums would join in too! some of these classes are a good way for new mums to meet others

TELL EMA BOUT this BLARDY TOY THIGN
our music calsses were done in sutton coldfield by a ratehr posh mum who expelled ds1

"TELL EMA BOUT this BLARDY TOY THIGN"

Cod you are scaring me now

any clues as to who or what you are talking about?

I love these surreal conversations.