what do you think, the worst surname ever is ? can anyone top pratt?

[beachlover]

not my surname btw !

People named Mike Hunt make me snigger and when I worked on a museum info desk we always got new starters to do a tannoy:

'Could Mike Hunt please come to the information desk that's mike Hunt.'

We also got a genuine request once for a Mr snowball.

My husband worked with someone called

William Richard Cock.

Oh. Dear.

Our neighbours were Mycock and the poor mother was Pat.

I've know an English family called Cock, and a French Monsieur Pénis.

At school I knew a Burke and an Allcock. Burke had to give a false name when ordering pizza as they always thought it was a hoax when he gave his name and refused to deliver.

My dh's surname is also awful (won't say what it is as it's v unusual and googleable) suffice to say I kept my maiden name when we married.

One of my former colleagues has the surname Tosser.
She's French, though, so I think it arouses little comment where she lives. Makes me giggle childishly, though

went out with someone once - his surname was Nutbrown!

At work a colleague won't marry her boyfriend as he is called Winterbottom..........and ny maiden name was awful - kept married name when I divorced

I new a chap called Dave Cocks once.

Ex SIL married a Bumstead.

A union rep once gave me his card....

DICK POLE..and he was such a KNOB

Iver Biggin

There was a Frenchman on tv here the other night (think he was a politician but have no desire to google); his name was Paul Tits.

PS I knew a Pratt at school who was titled.

I had a friend whos surname was Totty and a teacher called Mrs Clutterbuck!

Had a head teacher (many moons ago) called Miss Bossomworth!

bosomworth

We had a maths supply teacher called Mr Wankling (in an all girls school)!

oh I knew a boocock once

Had a colleague called Annette Curtin and another called Excellent Sithole.

hey think yourself lucky i got married and became a hoare!!!!

My sister married someone with the last name Hunt (which is decent yes) had two daughters ~ Chloe and Katie. Anyone's kids every played that game where you switch the first letters of your names over? They have a Hatie Kunt and a Hhloe Cunt... Not good

Threads like these make me really, really wonder why some people INSIST on giving the father's name, no matter how silly it is.

If everyone just chose the surname that is the nicest (out of the mother's and the father's), then all the hideous surnames in the world would gradually die out....

I used to know of a guy called Mr Moister. And a chap called W. Ankers. His first name was Wayne. Oh, and friend of a friend knows a Wanko too.

Choking on my lunch over Ruby Screwbie and Basil Bigcock. I really hope they're true.

I know a Mrs Tickle, a Mr snowball and a urologist called Dr Winkle!

Also know someone with the surname Dire, but it's pronounced de-ray!

There was a meterologist on our local channel here in Boston for years called Mike... Wankum

Smellie
once met an old woman called Fanny Smellie