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Girls name 'Beige'

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isthisaname · 17/01/2020 14:02

So I met someone earlier and her daughter is called Beige. She's a preteen.
Is this a name anyone has ever heard of? I've only ever known it to be a colour.
She only wrote it down so I don't know how she pronounced it.

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bridgetreilly · 18/01/2020 10:21

I mean, if you're going to call a child after a colour, at least pick a good one! Fuchsia, Magenta, Scarlet, Violet, Viridian, Alizarin, Sienna - all great colours and okay names. But BEIGE?

FizzyGreenWater · 18/01/2020 15:32

Bloody hell. What would her sister be called - Mundane?!

Russellbrandshair · 18/01/2020 19:24

Bloody hell. What would her sister be called - Mundane?!

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katy1213 · 18/01/2020 19:38

I'm planning to call me next one Elephant's Breath. Then get riled on Mumsnet if SIL or neighbour does the same. Because it's Yoo-nique.

sel2223 · 19/01/2020 09:33

When i think of beige, my mind fills with thoughts of anything dull, bland and boring...its genuinely one of the worst names I've heard for a child!

whattodo2019 · 19/01/2020 11:21

Beige is an awful name. Poor child

debwong · 19/01/2020 12:46

Did she sort of blend into the background?

KaptainKaveman · 19/01/2020 12:49

I prefer Taupe.

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icannotremember · 19/01/2020 14:27

Really? Really really? That's... different.

TheWomanTheyCallJayne · 19/01/2020 14:30

You say typed, so could it have autocorrected?
My name often corrects to a colour that’s not the prettiest.

Ellmau · 20/01/2020 15:29

Bloody hell. What would her sister be called - Mundane?!

Vanilla, obviously.

PineappleDanish · 20/01/2020 15:46

Beige is a horrendous name.

Are you SURE it wasn't Paige? (Which is still pretty dreadful)

SemperIdem · 20/01/2020 18:21

I went to school with someone with an unusual name who went one to have a daughter named Beige. Wonder if is the same woman?

It is hands down the worst name I have come across. Nevaeh looks and sounds classy in comparison.

Marcipex · 22/01/2020 23:12

Second worst. I know a Mona.

Marcipex · 22/01/2020 23:14

I know a Nevaeh -nursery head was cringing at the intros, but she was an absolute sweetheart.
Nevaeh, not the teacher.

Jessbow · 23/01/2020 10:57

Gross, but not unique.

if you can access borths death & marriages , there were 7 registered pre 2004.

i feel sorry for the girl that had Beige as her second name. her forename was Satin

Marcipex · 23/01/2020 11:46

Maybe it’s the ‘name the baby the first thing you see’ tradition. Like Running Bear.

Welllookwhoitis · 25/01/2020 12:35

Why didn't you just ask the lady about the name as it's obviously intrigued you?

ZaZathecat · 25/01/2020 12:59

It beats Elephant's Breath.

KaptainKaveman · 25/01/2020 13:05

Or no 17 Bus Shelter.

Welllookwhoitis · 29/01/2020 21:45

Hi it was me you met that Friday and my daughter's name is indeed beige, as she was called after my French father whom always liked the name for me almost 40 years ago and as my father died and I found out I was having a girl she was called Beige rather than bump the g is silent in French so sounds like bayshh . Small world me coming across this and not very professional to discuss my details or my daughter's really seeing as tho you work for the Council

exexpat · 29/01/2020 21:47

I walked past a plus-size clothes shop called Beige the other day. I though it was pretty uninspiring as a shop name, let alone a name for a child.

pallisers · 29/01/2020 21:51

yikes!!