Worse name you EVER heard for a child

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Today i went out and was doing shopping heard this name been called i thought it was a nickname, then the dad and nan said it to him, but fuck me i feel for the kid.

His name was DENIM.

I thought about this all day and it cant be...

Lordi-anne
Sharkey
both from same school

I know a lovely 3 yr old Ptolemy

Knew a girl called Concepta - she got called septic!!!

Dearbhforgille
Conchubhair
Gertrude
Philomena

I'm proud to be Irish but Lordy mamma!!! ....

Jehane is a medieval spelling of Jane [all you Abbey Girls fans remember Jehane and Ambrose]

Piper Horn!!! Bwahahaha

(seriously its a hard surname to work with! glares at marriage cert)

Nelly- It's a close call, but I think I'd rather be called 'Dirty Squat' in Polish then 'Bloody Diarrhoea@ in English!

Heard of a Merlin today which was quite funky!

I know the mother of Shadow and she's not really the type to call him 'a wee shite'.

My parents neghbours are Albert and Shona Hall.
A colleague's name is Lila White (she married into it) ans I do know a publican called Mary Christmas (again her married name)

Might bunny love have been misheard? I have a cousin with a v similar name.

There's a very well known lawyer around here (Notts) called Rupert Bear ands DH knows a Dwayne Pipe

Every time this topic comes up I'm reminded of the lad called cheyenne higginbottom my dad taught in a derbyshire pit village school in the late 1950s....

Definitely the worst name I've every heard.though my pet peeve is uneek spellings hyphenated with mai/mae/maeee and other UN necessary vowels!

I knew a Gervaise at school, he'd be early 40s now, sounded like the son of a lord but just lived in a bog standard house.
Know a BuSter

I knew a little boy called Isaac. That's a nice name. Unless your surname's Dick. Which it is. (say it aloud and watch the chaps queue up...)

Isaac Dick

Do you, candy...?

Egbert. There are a few where I work. Snigger.

I also know a little girl moet, wonder if it's the same one as you Zara?

Not lately, Big and not tonight

The worst i heard was 2 little boys, one called Eric Derek, the other called Peter Blue (this was because his mother wouldnt agree to Blue Peter!)

Dwayne Pipe, i love it!

lawncourt just saw your post. I don't think Ivy is 'out there', its on my list for potential DD. However Melina (actually spelled melaena) is the medical term for bloody, mucousy diarrhoea and therefore makes me cringe a bit when it's used as a girl's name!

I have the autobiography of a lawyer called Cupcake Brown - she may well be a judge now. I wouldn't mess with her!

Spike is a great name for a dog. Not a child. Unless its a nickname.

I'm pretty liberal about names as long as they are spelled and punctuated correctly - I think we owe our children that much.

We have some choice names at work though less than you'd think (I am a SW) but its the surnames that amuse me more. You get these kids with exotic first names and surnames straight out of corrie. Example; Champagne, Chantelle and Mercedes.........battersby

lawnCont even. Damn autocorrect!