to want to ask SGB a dirty sex question? Or anyone, really.

[HappySlapper]

Swingers clubs... yay or nay?

Experiences?

I have a friend.... and after much discussion, we have decided to perhaps do this together.

All I want is some pros and cons really. You can judge me if you want, but I won't care

anyhoo, all that weird sex stuff is just ......well......weird. Can honestly say that swinging is the exact opposite of my ideal sexlife. Far too League of Gents for my liking.

I have never watched "League of Gentlemen"

I get the impression it is full of strange people with their eyes placed too close together, teeth you can peel an apple through a letterbox with....and a proclivity for shagging their next door neighbour

Am I right ?

I can see why you would fantasise, but the problem is that the reality would be hideously seedy....

....all performed to the dulcet tones of "Deliverance" on the gee-tar

Re: hair in unusual places, I found a pube halfway down my thigh last week. Long and curly it was. And all alone.

Anyway, as you were. Morals.

AF, I can't believe you have never watched the LOG. Get thee to Amazon NOW and buy series 1.

Tis full of humankind at their most freakishly real. My life is one long LOG replay sometimes.........

They had some fab swingers on there who ran a B&B in Royson Vasey, twas totally cringeworthy

AF - yes, I love you in other threads but in a better way on this one.

I am far too hetero to fancy a shag though I'm afraid

Next time I get a nice big cold sore I might turn up at a swinger's club and see how many people fancy a blow job - spread the love n' all

I think league of gentlemen would be a bit more sexy. Reece Sheersmith is nice.

you're right blinder. RS is quite nice, until you see him as Edward.....

Who needs LOG though...it's all here innit

Or next door to you, and you, and, yes, you (so sgb would have us all believe )

I have a cold sore at the moment, So has my neighbour..

I can hear the dogs next door dogging.

Our cats have coldsores

I'll have you know that two nuns live next door to me. Not sure if they have coldsores.

bloody hell, inter-species sex !

that is hard-core !

I feel a new thread coming on...am I being unreasonable to attend my local swingers club with a cold sore...or..with a nasty case of thrush....or..before my genital wart has fully cleared up..

I am clearly far too OCD to think about swinging

How paranoid must I be coming across on this thread, hidden cameras and hidden STD attacks..I blame my Iron bloc roots..

onedeadbadger there are 5 things in the world that are preverted:

1. Sex with animals
2. Rape*
3. Sex with children
4. Incest between directly related people who KNOW they are related
5. Sex with dead people/animals

*Rape fantasies between informed consenting adults do not apply

The rest, as long as it is between informed, consenting adults is just kinky - you or I may not choose to do so but, you don't get to make that call for anyone else, neither do I.

FWIW I know plenty of polyamorous and polygamous relationships that work very well.

WholeWorldOfKinkyIWon'tDoTiggaxx

SIgh. Loads of happily married people enjoy swinging and it makes their marriages happier. Single people enjoy it as well, of course. If you don't fancy the idea, no one is going to force you into doing it. But what I do find seedy, sad and pathetic is people who get themselves so hysterically upset at the idea of others engaging in different kinds of sex - one of the more common sexual dysfunctions is the obsession with stopping other people having sex.

I am not trying to stop them, goodness me me, nooo...I am merely taking the piss out of them.

They should carry on. We all need a good laugh, sometimes.

Indeed, SGB. As far as I can see - do what you want, if you can consent then I don't care. And it's not weird, just not somone's taste.

I couldn't swing - but then there are plenty of things that I do that others would find rather odd and a turn off. Doesn't make it wrong.

Absolutely AF, don't want to stop anyone swinging etc. What would LOG do for their material if folk stopped all that lark........

So you all carry on and we will snigger up our cuffs, and everyone will be happy

One of the sickest things I've ever had the misfortune to know is that swingers clubs welcome pregnant women, maybe I am mundane but that does seem perverted to me - what kind of woman wants to have sex with people other than the father of her child and what kind of man would want to watch his wife, who is carrying his child, have sex with others?

It's grim beyond words.

If you want to have sex with other people, don't get married, simple as that - swinging makes a mockery of marriage and everything it stands for ( and not in any religious sense).

Well I went swinging while pregnant and thoroughly enjoyed it. I don't see anything grim in that. As a single mother-to-be, when I was in the randy second trimester hormonal phase, it was the best and safest way to get laid (you can't pull mundane men when pregnant even if you make it clear you're single - they think you're desperate for a partner when all you want is a shag).

Swinging doesn;t make a mockery of marriage, either - outside of the legal aspects re inheritcane, DC etc, marriage is what the marital partners want it to be. There is no legal requirement for sexual exclusivity in marriage.

Can understand wanting to have a shag while pregnant, but cannot understand wanting to shag a random stranger when pregnant, at all.

Anyway, I'll carry on sniggering and just pretend it doesn't happen in the real world.............