to want to ask SGB a dirty sex question? Or anyone, really.

[HappySlapper]

Swingers clubs... yay or nay?

Experiences?

I have a friend.... and after much discussion, we have decided to perhaps do this together.

All I want is some pros and cons really. You can judge me if you want, but I won't care

And, Shockers, you'll find that a great deal of married people are having regular sex with someone they don't know, like or love - their spouses. Just because you don't want sex with other folk doesn't make it negative. It's just not your thing. And picking up dog poos makes me feel sick.

sgb...yes, they are all entitled to their sex lives...I don't give a shit what they do

I just don't wanna fucking watch them at it

is that so hard to believe ?

I find this scathing contempt of "mundanes" just as judgemental as going to those who would have us all fucking each other and watching it on tv

Judgement goes both ways, ya know

Just because I am not shagging the nearest neighbour up the arse with his pamapas grass doesn't make me a bad person

*pampas

or *pampers

whatevs

aye, thought this thread most unmumsnetty until AF rocked up. Thank fuck for that, thought I was going to have to go out dogging later, just to keep up with the Joneses....!

I mean, have had my tri-monthly shag today, and that'll do until September.........

Gay40... it makes me feel sick too, that's why we do half n half

My post was in response to SGB saying that the folk who are turned off by the concept of swinging must think sex is just for the glamorous.

Who has time to go OUT to have sex?

funnys...trimonthly means you must do it twice more in July

now tri-annually means no pressure until September

sorry to be pedantic

AF - am loving you on this thread, I feel exactly the same.

SGB says - "Whenever you're not sat in front of the telly, whenever you see real human beings going about their various daily stuff, in the post office, on a bus, picking up their dog's deposits, whatever, see how few of them are YoungThinFashionablyBeautiful and bear in mind that most of them will have sex lives. Sex is not only for the glamorous. "...

Exactly! which is why I couldn't imagine going to a swingers club as I am one of those middle aged people and I laugh at my bits wobbling about during sex, let alone anyone else's.

Bollocks @ onedeadbadger

Sorry, onedeadbadger that's a lot of nonsense.

I'm single. It's sex with consenting adults. That is all.

Euro...don't you love me on other threads ?? < grumps >

Fancy a shag ?

Hold on... who decides what is moral and what isn't?

Don't hold back onedeadbadger !

I have to say it is my vision of hell too but I wouldn't have gone as far as the 'pervert' tag. I expect SGB is typing at the moment.

I love you as well AF. But not enough to try your prawn salad.

Badger, I do declare...you are the other end of the sex-for-fun spectrum

But not everyone thinks the same, onedeadbadger - people find their own happiness - just because it's not the same as yours doesn't make it wrong.

HappySlapper in all seriousness (and I say this as someone who met her DP online) an Internet Friendship can never be 'very close'. Do be safe.

And you did say you wouldn't mind if you were judged .

ahhh yes, AF, you are right tri-monthly....sigh, I am sooo wrong. I mean on or around the quarter day.......

Tri-annually would mean thrice per year? I manage once more than that given an average over 10 years.........

Don't worry about being pedantic, I like pedants

actually, badger there is a bit of what you wrote that I agree with...

I agree that sunny's marriage will never be the same again

and not in a good way

blinder honestly, I am aware of safety, I promise, but thank you

I don't mind being judged at all. I'm doing this for myself, nobody else, so it's really only my own 'morals' that I'm dealing with.