to want to ask SGB a dirty sex question? Or anyone, really.

[HappySlapper]

Swingers clubs... yay or nay?

Experiences?

I have a friend.... and after much discussion, we have decided to perhaps do this together.

All I want is some pros and cons really. You can judge me if you want, but I won't care

I'm not sure my sills would warrant frequent dusting but I do like a man with a good grasp if the cilit bang.

My sills are ....filthy...

In return my dh can handle a big weapon blindfold and comes in Uniform......I can't even talk about his grouting skills without shivering...

Houmous anyone?

kev - like your man my man can also handle a big weapon and comes in uniform. Fancy that.

mmmmm....I love a man in uniform not just DH's DPMs:

Trolleyboys fleeces,

Cash Converter Polo Shirt and slacks,

Easyjet waistcoat,

Greggs nylon tabbard.....

Oh yeah....chiccy chiccy boom bow....

kev...you are hilarious

'Greggs Nylon Tabard'

ROFL!!!!

There goes the pelvic floor.

What receptacles shall we keep the dips in ladies? Are we making our own taramasalata?

Hopefully we'll get a discount at Greggs for the iced fingers...and a whole lotta bakery lovvinnnn....

Well ladies i'm gonna have to luv you and leave you...have you noticed it's just us three in the club rofl, the rest have just got fed up with our constant demands. I knew they didn't have the stamina!

I can't even sneak out a few sausage rolls in my pockets...damn these pesky nylon shreddies.

Until tomorrow....

night, kev

sorry I couldn't keep up

Dh was mowing my lawn

No, the rest of us are reading all this and snorting into our keyboards and trying not to wake the dc's!

I've learnt a lot tonight!

cannot believe this very respectable thread about taking ones internet blind date out to a swingers club has degenerated into a full on 23some.......

Anyone for a icedockingcube?

ooooooo, we have voyeurs

look ! look at the voyeurs !

< gets cillit out and starts spraying around >

Did I ever tell anyone I'm a squirter ? < ahem >

I am watching you all and flicking off as we speak

Oh shit, I asked our cleaner to dust the sills this morning and then went out leaving her with DH

And he buggered off into the garden to lay the deck

And yes AF we are aware of your nocturnal emissions.

Reading this thread made me feel like I did when I read the book "Girl With A One Tack Mind"= a total novice!

Hurry it up dear, and don't forget to put the plastic sheets down, it's bukkake night tonight.

Not in our select club dear, we have a strict Gokkun only policy. Now off with you I need to Vax!

How unlike the home life of our own dear Queen.