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to want to ask SGB a dirty sex question? Or anyone, really.

370 replies

HappySlapper · 10/07/2010 01:10

Swingers clubs... yay or nay?

Experiences?

I have a friend.... and after much discussion, we have decided to perhaps do this together.

All I want is some pros and cons really. You can judge me if you want, but I won't care

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FanjolinaJolie · 12/07/2010 20:13

Have returned from google.

It's not pretty.

PortiaNovmerriment · 12/07/2010 20:13

They are over-rated.

AnyFucker · 12/07/2010 20:15

ok, I googled Mexican picnic

what a pity there are no tortillas involved !

I thought that was spit-roasting, tbh

I have been educated today

and, no, I haven't...isn't that reserved for low-rent WAG wannabe's or summat ?

AnyFucker · 12/07/2010 20:16

Have tried it with a real and a rubber one.

It wouldn't fit

FanjolinaJolie · 12/07/2010 20:16

Spit-roasting is the other thing one woman and two men do.

Or so I've read.

PortiaNovmerriment · 12/07/2010 20:16

You need to stay away from the carbs really. I learned that on MN

AnyFucker · 12/07/2010 20:17

Ah, I see the distinction now

it pays to know the differences, obviously

FanjolinaJolie · 12/07/2010 20:17

Oh great AF. There's a mental image I really need right now.

daftpunk · 12/07/2010 20:17

What is it AF....?

...break it to me gently

PortiaNovmerriment · 12/07/2010 20:17

yy, spit roasting is entirely different. Also over-rated. But you could have tortillas beforehand if you so wished, which is a bonus.

AnyFucker · 12/07/2010 20:18

sorry, fanj

I just thought I would slip that one in (as it were), under the radar, for anyone that still thinks I might be a prude

AnyFucker · 12/07/2010 20:20

DP...where a willy is put in front bottom and back bottom at the same time, of the same woman

it becomes a Mexican barbecue if the mouth is also filled

IFancyKevinELevin · 12/07/2010 20:21

Nope Anyfucker, Kevin I was and Kevin I am.

You are seeing Clit bang hmmm interesting in a Freudian way, maybe it's because you want one...

Help yourself to cheddar and pineapple on a stick and chuck your car keys in the group fruitbowl and I'll see what I can do...(Hint - mine's the key fob for the Austin Maxi vrooooom vroooooom)

AnyFucker · 12/07/2010 20:21

with a cock that is, not a tortilla

AnyFucker · 12/07/2010 20:21

tortillas don't count

EleanorHandbasket · 12/07/2010 20:22

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AnyFucker · 12/07/2010 20:22

ok kev...just that you posting stylee is a little familiar

AnyFucker · 12/07/2010 20:23

it's the guacamole I don't fancy...

PortiaNovmerriment · 12/07/2010 20:25

Hehe- I was going to allude to guacamole, but you beat me to it

FanjolinaJolie · 12/07/2010 20:25

I'm not sure I can ever stomach a fajita again after this thread...

EleanorHandbasket · 12/07/2010 20:26

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AnyFucker · 12/07/2010 20:27

sour cream not looking too attractive either

IFancyKevinELevin · 12/07/2010 20:27

here's an interesting article on the Killing Kittens club if you have the energy to read it after your Mexican BBQ

IFancyKevinELevin · 12/07/2010 20:27

Plenty of sour cream in your pants later, help cool the tingly symptoms

FanjolinaJolie · 12/07/2010 20:28

Eleanor

Au contraire, ma cherie.

I am Prudence McPrude of Prudeville doncha know.