to want to ask SGB a dirty sex question? Or anyone, really.

[HappySlapper]

Swingers clubs... yay or nay?

Experiences?

I have a friend.... and after much discussion, we have decided to perhaps do this together.

All I want is some pros and cons really. You can judge me if you want, but I won't care

Stomach a fajita brings to mind mating walruses bashing their bellies together. So not a million miles away from my sex life.

Kev - I think that should be natural yoghurt, lovey.

Sorts the thrush right out.

BOF

EH - great minds and all that

aaahhh that's where I'm going wrong, I should be smearing yogurt on my tingly taco shell.

Thanks Fanjo.

I only have petit filous - any port in a storm?

tingly taco shell

So much classier than a kebeb.

Just so long as no-one pisses on my corn chips

tingly taco shell

Oh, I am so gonna use that!

"DH, come touch my tingly taco shell..."

Dirty talk...you can't beat it

This thread is ACE

IFancyKevinELevin It was my suggestion. I've been sort of waiting for the right person over the years. It wasn't my husband, sadly

why not wear a sombrero, and moustache each to add to the atmos....

oooh the possibilities....

Perhaps some mariachi music to set the mood.

Other lines:

"Can I clack your hairy castanets Mr AF?"

"Would you like to shake my maracas?"

"Please spread my poncho flaps of delight?"

Other suggestions welcomed...

So HappySlapper wotcha thinking? Still going to go ahead after reading all the posts on here?

HS...if you wait long enough, almost any thread on MN will turn into.. a) a lovefest b) a complete fucking bunfight c) silly talk d) a combination all three

Ahhh. What a pity, sgb isn't my friend any more

Thanks AF....1 women 3 men...how original..

What's happened with you and SGB..?

Still don't know FanjolinaJolie It's both terrifying and exciting. So.... I dunno.

Interesting read though - people have such massively varying opinions on these kinds of subjects....

I don't know for sure if I'll have the brass bollocks to go through with it. But I think I probably will. I'm very brave

Well at least you can say it will be an informed decision, I guess.

My only advice would be slowly, slowly with Mr Interweb.

'
I agree that sunny's marriage will never be the same again

and not in a good way '

'on this thread it caught my attention that sunny2010 is married and considering attending
just made me feel sad that it may mean the end of her marriage'

Lol at AF and badger we are only going to watch. I doubt that will make my marriage not the same again! Its no different to watching porn, or live couples doing it on the internet.

Nothing, I hope, DP

Fanj...I said that at about post 3 or summat

HS is doing the la-la-la thing about the wonderful Mr Interweb. She thinks she knows him, oh, how we laughed

We're just friends, Fanj - we're kind of both incidental to the others experience I think, but quite close at the same time. Which is just what I was looking for.

He's not a danger, we're just of the same mind on something that's all.

Sunny - if you are only going to watch do you still have to be nekkid?

HS - so will you go to this club together as 'a couple' or as two single people and go off and do your own thing and meet up for a de-brief at the stand-up buffet later on?

Or is the plan to meet there not having met each other before and have sex while others are watching?

Dont know fanjolinajolie I dont mind about getting naked. I am a bit of a show off when it comes to my body anyway haha I can admit that in anonymity on here. I will do stuff with my husband there and then watch the others, thats the plan anyway. Its all just something fun to do and I am used to the thrill of doing webcam sex and get highly turned on by that. This will be the same thing, just live.

I wouldnt judge anyone who did full swinging if they were married though, same as I would be bothered if they had only ever had sex with 1 person. What people do is up to them and as long as it isnt hurting anyone then crack on. It takes all sorts!