to want to ask SGB a dirty sex question? Or anyone, really.

[HappySlapper]

Swingers clubs... yay or nay?

Experiences?

I have a friend.... and after much discussion, we have decided to perhaps do this together.

All I want is some pros and cons really. You can judge me if you want, but I won't care

sunny...no worries that you/he may want to up the ante after "just watching"?

and that every time you cross a line, it makes you want to cross the next one ?

perhaps you should report back, and put all us doubters in our place

FWIW, I must have misread your post. I assumed you were going to be joining in the action

Can people please stop bringing up the stand-up buffet?

For some reason it makes me spit my tea into the keyboard every time I see it.

HS - be careful you don't bring up the stand up buffet on the evening too...especially if the guests are as described on here.

I am so completey naive I had no idea couples are out there having webcam sex with other couples.

Not a scooby.

Each to their own, indeed.

fanj...you seem very interested in the logistics

We're sort of going as two single people so that we both have someone to go to that's safe, I think is the general idea.

I can't wait for the stand up buffet

Not really worried AF we are more up for the exhibitionist/fantasy side.

Nothing really worries me about us breaking up and it never has. I am a big porn fan, always loved the webcam etc and just like the voyeur/exhibitionist aspects and it turns me on, doesnt hurt anyone etc. I know some people dont understand it but I dont mind when we fantasise about having sex with others when we talk dirty. He calls me by other names and vice versa even of people we know. It doesnt bother either of us but I am a bit cocky and always think I am irreplaceable

'tis quite interesting AF [blushes]

sunny, that is a wonderful outlook to have

I love to hear about confident people, secure in themselves

personally, I don't care what you do and how you got such confidence, but good on ya

I would only go for the stand-up buffet.

Did you just hoist your bosom, then, Fanjolina?

mmm unsanitary finger food, someone rifling round the peanut bowl or fingering the sandwiches to check the fillings after they'd just been tickling someone's rusty bullet wound.

no thank you

HS - my bosom is permanetly hoisted I can assure you.

Dettol Antibacterial, thanks, if you have it Kev.

Kills over 99.9% of bacteria.

Cillit Bang is better for removing limescale.

Isn't modern technology a boon for the swinging world.???

I never used to mind porn, but then I watched "Donkey Punch", not the Film 4 Movie, the porn vid, you can watch it online just look it up.

This was seen as mainstream, and I cannot believe what that girl went through.

If they say no, they don't get paid and their name is mud. Awful business. The men however, like Rocco etc are revered.

We had loads of his films until I heard he deliberately ripped a condom during an anal scene with a girl who found out and punched him in the face. She is the one who was married to that twunt who two timed Sandra Bullock. Rocco is still "god of porn" she is now a used up druggie childless jailbird. i made my husband chuck the whole lot out.

There are porn star forums on here - have a read from the female stars own perspectives. It's awful.

aww, please don't turn this into a for/against porn thread !!!

they are tooooo depressing and we were having fun !

HS - if you go, please pay special attention to the nibbles on the running buffet. I'm thinking possibly pigs in blankets, cheesy Wotsits and possibly a fondue...

Melty hot cheese over a naked flame is not the place for dangling goolies porridge.

Or slightly inebriated folks in charge of small forks.

Also, future swingers, after reading up on Ice Docking, be sure to check the colour of the cubes cooling your beverages.

you don't have to go, ODB

it's just that those for/against porn threads are shit (I know, because I have contributed bloody loads to 'em)

toooo depressing

tonight we are celebrating our differences

pig in a blanket or fajitas with guacamole...you decide

Quite tricky to be sure about the ice cubes though if the lighting is set to 'sexy/moody' esp with black and red interiors.

To be 100% better to 'hold the ice'.

Onedeadbadger stay, relax, enjoy the buffet, have a refreshing jacuzzi,slip into some nylon....join us....

Bow chicca waaawaaaa.....

Where the ice was being held would worry me.