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To invite SteveTheTroll to come and discuss his issues on this thread so we can get to the bottom of his attention-seeking?

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PortiaNovmerriment · 03/06/2010 14:30

...and ask him if he does indeed massage his prostate gland with a buttplug while posting all his multiple threads as I have heard?

Come on Steve- call it an amnesty. You can tell us all the funniest cleverest stunts you've pulled, and I won't be mean. I will just try to understand why you feel the need, ok?

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cornsilkcottagecheese · 03/06/2010 14:32

Is there a new troll? How lovely.

sanielle · 03/06/2010 14:32

Does Steve have a hypochondriac daughter?

PortiaNovmerriment · 03/06/2010 14:33

Goodness me- your attention-seeking daughter thread got pulled quickly! Not one of your better efforts, I have to say.

Now come on- I know you'll take a little while to re-register and reboot the router, but I can be patient...

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sanielle · 03/06/2010 14:33

Because I was enjoying that thread

PortiaNovmerriment · 03/06/2010 14:34

It's the trusty old one, cornsilk. He gets over-excited during the holidays.

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ShirleyKnot · 03/06/2010 14:34

I think it's over there >>> as well. Silly troll.

PortiaNovmerriment · 03/06/2010 14:35

Where?

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StealthPolarBear · 03/06/2010 14:36

has the hypochondric daughter gone already, was only reading it a minute ago?
Lenin said everything I had to say

LeninGrad · 03/06/2010 14:38

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usualsuspect · 03/06/2010 14:38

was just about to read that thread ....[must not do rl things]

ShirleyKnot · 03/06/2010 14:39

"would you do this for your DH?" Silly troll.

Lizzylou · 03/06/2010 14:39

Could Mrsouthy the naughty speeding wannabe Ambulance driver be Steve?

PortiaNovmerriment · 03/06/2010 14:39

Ah, that one. Yup.

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ShirleyKnot · 03/06/2010 14:41

I think you have to be over a certain IQ to join the ambulance service. Like, at least over the IQ of a scrambled egg.

LeninGrad · 03/06/2010 14:41

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PortiaNovmerriment · 03/06/2010 14:43

I bet he is the red knicker buyer too.

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loopylou6 · 03/06/2010 14:44

Is 'Steve' Mrsouthy?

ShirleyKnot · 03/06/2010 14:45

The best think about the purchaser of the knickers is the...pedestrian-ess (made up a new word) of the underwear set. HAHAHA!

LeninGrad · 03/06/2010 14:45

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ShirleyKnot · 03/06/2010 14:47

But Lenin, you are a sweet and good person. I am not. I do try, but I think this namechange doesn't suit me.

That's curious actually, I think I've been much worse since I namechanged.

mumbar · 03/06/2010 14:49

was the hypochonriac dd a troll thread then??? Read it but it was beyond my ability to reply

overmydeadbody · 03/06/2010 14:49

But this will only serve to feed the troll surely?

We don't need to get to the bottom of his attention seeking.

LeninGrad · 03/06/2010 14:50

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PortiaNovmerriment · 03/06/2010 14:51

He bugs us all constantly though, fed or not. Perhaps his very own thread would keep him contained and give him the motherly love he missed out on?

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