To invite SteveTheTroll to come and discuss his issues on this thread so we can get to the bottom of his attention-seeking?

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...and ask him if he does indeed massage his prostate gland with a buttplug while posting all his multiple threads as I have heard?

Come on Steve- call it an amnesty. You can tell us all the funniest cleverest stunts you've pulled, and I won't be mean. I will just try to understand why you feel the need, ok?

I think he's still around. Not wanting to let his staffy near his newborn.

Sorry but I assume now that all first time posters posting slightly contentious threads are prob steve or his other multiple personalities.

Ha ha. Got you all haven't I?

And what's £85 to mothers like you? A hotchpotch nightmare and desperately hanging onto your lives before breeding.

Well, not only have I got you all just where I want you but with all this money my penis extension is no longer just a dream.

And if I have to pay to be clasped to a woman's bosom in a desperate recreation of the symbiotic relationship I missed with a stable mother figure, then so be it.

steve the troll is obv a woman

Does anyone else think it's a shame that it's happening so much?

Is SteveTheTroll really Steve the troll tho

hi steve

i doubt it us
otoh what do i know

I was thinking about you all just this morning in my XK8. And laughing.

Keep typing, a big willy is within my reach.

is a Journo - no doubt

i have a theory or two

"a big willy is within my reach. "
pmsl
Please keep your RL activities to yourself!

is one the theory of gravitational attraction and one the theory of relativity?

This is Matthew Wright, isn't it? Trawling for discussion ideas. Plus, the penis extension stuff fits.

Theories? Oh we could be here all day ladies.

How about we discuss the one where MN was only set up because it knew one day I'd be here. Welcome to SteveNet.

rofl
i LOVE steve

There once was a troll called Steve
With whom Mumsnetters were extraordinarily peeved
He trolled all day long
In pursuit of a schlong
Whilst trapped in an existential nightmare in the metaphorical vacuum that represents the failure of mother through the figurative reoccurence of a Wizard's Sleeve

Hug me?

It doesn't rhyme.

Steve, did your mother Work Outside the Home?

il hug you

Just outside. I could see her from the window. On a good day she'd wave.