To invite SteveTheTroll to come and discuss his issues on this thread so we can get to the bottom of his attention-seeking?

[PortiaNovmerriment]

...and ask him if he does indeed massage his prostate gland with a buttplug while posting all his multiple threads as I have heard?

Come on Steve- call it an amnesty. You can tell us all the funniest cleverest stunts you've pulled, and I won't be mean. I will just try to understand why you feel the need, ok?

what about that weird kid who was reading letters about his mom and dad having sex? I got shouted at for calling troll on that one but he so was.

And the one whose sister (?) died and then their father or nmother can't remember died about a week later? Kept writing poetry??

My dad's got a jag, is that an XK8? Its burgundy if that helps?

I resent my chickenness being used as an insult

Defluffy - that was the "bedroomy things" one which makes me hoot to this day. Bigsisandlittlebro or something.

That other one was in bereavement - the utter twat and was called something like "oneoftwo" that's not QUITE right, but close. What is it with twins?

They were both the same as Extended. As was RaisedInCare and TheHappyParent.

the high octane sob stories to get money/sympathy
pram huns and dicky pram deals
the loaded 2nd wife habitually bitching about 1st wife

Oh WashWithCare- yes, forgot about that one.

"I am learning to manage simple financial things but anything involving my Dad is never simple. He has a unique writing style. There will be a paragraph about child support, then a bit about what he misses about not being with Mum (grown-up bedroomy things) then a bit more about money. He would be shocked if he knew I was reading his letters but Mum really struggles to read handwriting or small print like in books. I have to filter out bits when I read the letters out to Mum and don't show them to my brother.

Somebody famous said delegation is the key to success. I am going to delegate some more jobs to my brother so there!

I can ask for a assessment of my needs now I am 16 and I might have to come back here for help on what to say. This might have to be on Wednesday as Tuesday is my mega busy day. No frees (aka private study) at school"

Christ Alive.

There are loads of trolls about at the moment. I can identify, I think, three by their posting style. I do love the poly one

Extended did the teenage mum at Oxford one too, with the Harvard boyfriend. Who sensitively asked what her possibly pregnant halls of residence friend could expect from a medical abortion if anyone would be kind enough to share. In Chat, ffs . That one gor deleted. There are still a couple of his/her Jackanory tales hanging around though.

there was one the other day about wanting a baby at 16 or something and she went to a private college.

Portia - is my dads jag a xthingy thingy then?? I know nothing of cars

Shirley - change your name. You sound weird with that one

Oh I love Shirley's name!

Is the fake lawyer the one who rang the police station to report some poor policeman who was trying to do his job? Well it was his 'gf' posting but you get my drift

What about Desolate? She was way weird.

Was Lola the one who posted about being racially abused walking down the street?

Repeat of my unanswered troll questions, I'm building a spreadsheet

I am getting really fucking cross on a couple of threads this evening so am pissing off to have sex with my sisterwifes brother's minkey. IF THAT'S OK WITH YOU?

Defluff-I will not. (I'm changing again tomorrow - this NN makes me bitchier than normal )

ok, I am a very busy lady, can i have a quick precis of the madness,with names of who to avoid? thank yooooooooo

troll who posts about slovenly fat 1st wife feeds the McD,neglects the zen of her routine

That's Bonsoir, isn't it?

Well Portia would be in favour of namechangers wouldn't she

Well do your trademark thingy tomorrow with the x or I won't have a fucking clue

You see, I worry that in fact Steve's penis is, in fact, completely normal in size, but that he has absolutely no idea what to do with it.

Poor lamb - an extension is simply going to make a bad problem worse.

Do you think he needs some of the friday night threads??

With instructions on bean-flicking?

Ladies...please...go forth and get employed. For the good of yourselves, your families and everyone else you know. I am leaving this thread RIGHT NOW because you are scaring me.

This is work. We're all on £1.50 a word, y'know.

A job????

I'm much too busy working for the voluntary sector as it happens.

just cos I do it for the good of society doesn't mean it's worthless!

I like drollery with trollery. Rosemary Woodhouse wins my vote for being the funniest troll ever on MN.

This Steve bloke - has he ever been known to raise a smile? If not, can't we just ignore him?