To invite SteveTheTroll to come and discuss his issues on this thread so we can get to the bottom of his attention-seeking?

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...and ask him if he does indeed massage his prostate gland with a buttplug while posting all his multiple threads as I have heard?

Come on Steve- call it an amnesty. You can tell us all the funniest cleverest stunts you've pulled, and I won't be mean. I will just try to understand why you feel the need, ok?

As satisfied as you? Well seeing as the average Mumsnetter is satisfied with Jeremy Kyle and a family-sized pork pie, then I don't think we should start comparing. It's like comparing your volvos to the XK8. One of us is going to end up feeling inferior.

pork pies are delicious though, espesh with a dollop of Branston

Or, in my case, a vastly superior Mercedes but you think what you will, SteveThePenis

Still handing out a free opinion with each Mercedes bought I see. Couldn't sink low enough for a BMW?

Is yours finished off properly? I found the rough finish on the screws on the XK8 inside the doors a bit off and put it down to Ford manufacturing but perhaps the later ones are better?

Are you asking your husband to type this for you?

You know the only problem with the XK8 was the bore but a blow by test was very reassuring. I'm sure you know all about bore being a Mercedes driver. Excuse me while I fall asleep.

Different type of blow by test to the sort dissected on Jeremy Kyle by the way. Sorry to disappoint you ladies.

Sorry to disappoint you but I don't have, never have had and never want a husband, which I'm sure will come as no surprise.

Do enjoy your stay. You don't seem to want to leave.

I feel robbed. Steve has hitherto passed me by completely - damn that meddling real life. But I'm completely sold by his winning ways with non-rhyming doggerel - stick around, Steve. We have a Feminism topic, you know - you'll enjoy that. And sometimes we even do Haikus, and they don't have to rhyme. You'll do well here, I'm sure of it.

MMP

Steve, I don't get where you are coming from. Do you not like "ladies"? Ho hum

Yes but this Steve is just a mner taking the piss its not the actual small-cock STeve is it? Gives up and goes to watch sky plused Jeremy Kyle.

I recognise the tone, Defluff...

The real Steve is too chicken

Is the thread length a problem merely in concentration levels or somehow too much of a tangible reminder of the sad and inversely proportional length of my pre-op prick?

why you want to converse with a troll?think you can save him?want to share vicarious piss takes?isnt it a bitty weirdy to feed his ego by seeking him out and asking him to recount his wanky posts

i know lets invite old goldie trolls cant recall names but

fake 15yo parent,was really the mum
the fake lawyer
bird with the teddies
the calpol mum

ah, trolls we have loved and lost

He is the fake lawyer and the calpol mum, scottishmummy. Why not converse with a troll on one thread instead of wasting time on his sixteen other threads? You can hide this and it frees up the other boards. Win-win.

we could chortle about trolls of yore.bampots of the kwyboard

how do y'all know all this about steevie

lets not forget the pram flogging huns with bugaboos,wonky stokke, and plenty excuses

I went and looked at Lola's posts the other day. That was all a bit fucking mad.

Ah, then there's the boxroom troll

There was a boy in our school.
When he liked you he used to ping your bra strap and run away.
This is the hairyhanded equivalent.

never recall the names.usually recall the jist

kinda suspected the 15yo fake parent from off,got in a post with her and she wrote like adult trying to be down wiv da kids

remember sniggering when someone was chuffing on she was beacon,role model for her generation.she was lovin it big time

Is the fake lawyer the one who rang the police station to report some poor policeman who was trying to do his job? Well it was his 'gf' posting but you get my drift

What about Desolate? She was way weird.

Was Lola the one who posted about being racially abused walking down the street?

My favourite is Extended. I love her.

Oh and for a nice funny one PictureInTheAttic

The Poly's are my favourite. It's so...earnest about it all. I think it's quite endearing really.