To invite SteveTheTroll to come and discuss his issues on this thread so we can get to the bottom of his attention-seeking?

[PortiaNovmerriment]

...and ask him if he does indeed massage his prostate gland with a buttplug while posting all his multiple threads as I have heard?

Come on Steve- call it an amnesty. You can tell us all the funniest cleverest stunts you've pulled, and I won't be mean. I will just try to understand why you feel the need, ok?

Sorry, I suspect where you've been.

ooh ooh ooh was she a scarecrow?

No a tinman.

With no heart?

Oooh hello Steve!! I don't think we've met before...... Feel all funny now!

But this Steve is one of you lot 'aving a larf innit?

Don't fawn. I'm better than that.

The very fact that you're here, on this thread, on SteveNet in general means you're attracted to me. And the sad thing is the more you protest, the more you confirm.

And my mother had a heart, she rented it out by the hour. At least I can earn by the word.

Keep typing breeders.

He IS Matthew Wright!

Love the show

Fuck - i can't wait until this sodding work is done and i can go back to spending every waking hour MNing rather than working. I miss all the bloody fun with this popping in and out.

I think the overuse of 'breeders' gives it away

alwight Wrighty

Stands to reason that you spend your mornings watching Channel 5. Evenings too I shouldn't wonder. I suppose it makes you feel better about yourselves. I've only watched it once and it was research before you ask.

And familiarity is no better than fawning. Like there's a chance you could know me. You want to of course. You're all human.

Sow the wind

Reap the whirlwind

oh yes

oh he's too good

I only watch until Jeremy Kyle starts, obviously

I havent really paid attention. There is always a troll.

But, Portia what you are doing now is paramount to satisfying the troll. Do you reckon it feels as good to him as to you?

How does it feel Steve- are you as satisfied as me? Is there a shed involved?

XK8? Are there any of those left?

Or, am I being dense, and the XK8 is actually the penis extension?

More seriously, I find some of the trolling quite amusing. I'm certain a couple of threads I've responded to over the past couple of days have been trolls but don't care tbh.

Have a Steve. And enjoy driving your Ford.

Ok all the excitement happens when I'm not online - NO FAIR!!!!!

oh XK8 is a car? I thought it was a games console thingy