to think mumsnet has lost any sense of humour it once had

[JunoWatt]

unles you want to talk about anal sex which is hilarious. and never offends anyone it seems.

if oyu dare take the pis out of anyone its automatically offensive

( and im going out in a min so dont do the old "come back here op and defend yourself routine")

that was 'washing'

I am not spreading volcanic debris around

Actually, volcanic debris may not be so far from the truth, pag.

Brace yourself.

I shall go and find some kind of a forensic suit, a ski mask and some cillit bang.

tbh i think dp and others like her are responsible for the air of unease around this place at the moment. if you want my actual serious opinion, that is. which is interesting becuase i do think that people of all castes, if you like, should be able to represent themselves and their viewpoints on here, certainly so long as they're prepared to engage and debate in an adult fashion. i wasn't much in favour of UCM being banned, for example, as she was clearly in so much trouble personally that i thought it was a bit of a cop-out not to try to help her.

but it's become a very stale and contrived act from a few people, and they should be getting their arses kicked. imo.

oh, and if you want an easy-going laff you just have to go on a diet or frequent the bar or one of the other ghastly pals' threads.

I think threads about parenting don't really lend themselves to "easy=going laughs" tbh.

i mean threads commenting on other people's parenting..

surely no one#s trying to say that it was ever the case that threads commenting on other people's parenting didn't go tits up? because that, my friends, would be Horse Shit.

there is nothing wrong with my sense of humour, thank you very much

it's just that everyone else's is proper fucked-up

yes there is, if you think that being called anyfucker is inherently amusing.

Aitch - I think thats exactly what lots of people were saying!

well they are Talking Toss, then.

The OP said:"unles you want to talk about anal sex which is hilarious. and never offends anyone it seems."

It does when you sneak up on people and do it.

Never again.

I am fucking marooned by the fucking cloud and have use of a computer for five mins, but I am still fucking hilarious (if a bit cross and anxious about ever getting home)

aye you could have someone's eye oot sneaking getting them all surprised

hully, where are you, love ?

i still find it funny

aitch, for the thousandth time...my name is not meant to make you laugh

('cos that would be too much to ask)

I AM MAROONED

Somebody painted you dark red?

It's more purple really

You might be in Burgundy then.

for the thousandth time?

as it happens i was joking with you (hence the grin) but am now curious to know what is the over-arching point of your name if not humour.

You're all cunts ..