to think mumsnet has lost any sense of humour it once had

[JunoWatt]

unles you want to talk about anal sex which is hilarious. and never offends anyone it seems.

if oyu dare take the pis out of anyone its automatically offensive

( and im going out in a min so dont do the old "come back here op and defend yourself routine")

love a good fucking profanity.giving and getting

sorry but *uck is not the same as Fuck, in my head i say 'uck'

i love a good fucking profanity too

Swearing, proper or otherwise doesn't equal humour.

[cat's bum face]

fuck.swearing adds a frisson to any thread,can be big and clever

What does a cat's bum really look like? Has anyone investigated?

cats bum=andrea turner pursed face seeing dust or a laundry pile

not that any one should care what an adulteress with cleaning compulsion thinks

kind of like this but less happy

She was born just up the road from me. [irrelevant]

Ms Turner I mean not the other manic looking woman.

I have an issue with cats. They keep shitting in my front garden. That's not funny either.

My cats arse is more compact albeit less glossy than the one above.

mine too porridge but that pic was as close as i could find

cat's bum

cats bum face

Pondered glossing cat's arse then realised sparkly pink would not go with ginger fur.

Arf @ compact.

The cat across the road will not have a compact bum if i catch it in my garden again. It will have my foot up it.

Did you know you could be a domestic goddess with a cat's bum face? If Cath Kidston make tea towels, you must be up for an MN bonus...

God, my DS would love that. Think DH would too.

Why would anyone have that oddity in their kitchen?

I remember sticking my finger through one of those when I was little. It got proper stuck and really hurt when dad pulled it off. It didn't have a cat attched mind.

I did that too Sagger - it's obviously a compulsive thing. Haven't had the same urge with a real cat, mind you.

No nor me porridge.

Perhaps a tea-towel shoved up the neighbour's cat's bum will do the trick.

I got my fingers stuck in one of those towel holders (not a cat one though, my mum would be very catbumface at the thought of that in her kitchen).

I also tasted the cola bottle soap to see if it tasted of cola.

You will be fascinated to know that it tasted of soap.

i once put a pair of curling tongs to my lips to see if they were hot... they were.

were you trying to curl your moustache

i was eleven or so, no tache yet. i honestly do not know what i was doing... they were my mum's and they smelled so strongly of her... hairspray and perfume and her etc, that i just dreamily put them up to my mouth almost like a kiss.

and then ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPFFFFFZZZ and AAAAAAOOOOW.