to be a bit (virtually) in love with ScottishMummy?

[cupcakesandbunting]

Bawbag, electric soup, neds, schemies. ScottishMummy tickles my funny bone most days and I'm not ashamed to admit, I've got a bit of a cyber girl-crush on her.

I don't even care if I am B U.

YABU, she's a mad old bat.

Worship me instead.

She will love this thread: she is a huge fan of sucking up

she love me best. I am the prettiest, cleverest words on the screen....

cycling christ! YANBU.

Virtually in love, my dear. When all is said and done, we have crushes on actors/television men who are just pixels on a screen.

Yanbu. She is a fluffy wee hen. With a fantastic user name.

(although not as good as Shitemum, wherever she is these days).

she scares me....a bit. im still deciding whether or not your unreasonable or not...

Oh, I heart Scottish Mummy myself, so YANBU.

YANBU

I heart scottishmummy as well

yabu, i think shes actually a bit sadistic actually

Ah, you're just suckered it by her use of the argot. She's a bunting cupcake housewife from Surbiton in real life, sitting next to her laptop with a dictionary of Glasgow slang open in front of her, leafing through it wwith gloved hands.

SM is the Voice of Reason. Pithy. Blunt. Takes no prisoners. Sometimes incomprehensible. But always good value.

suckered in, darn it.

i like her too ;D

I really feel badly about typing this about the object of my cyber affections but sometimes I imagine her to be a) pissed whilst typing and b) to speak like Rab C Nesbitt.

Still love her though.

she's great. everyone's on a thread twittering about falling over causing psychological damage or whatever and she sweeps in and tells them all to f-ck off with excellent disdain.

I've been on both sides of SMs wrath and I'd rather be on the right side of it. However, I have to admit that even on the wrong side, imagining her swigging a can of lager and swearing at the computer whilst replying to me made me chuckle.

PMSL! Cupcake, thats -exactly- how I imagine her too!!!

I love the comments she comes out with and theat she hasn't called me an idiot ( or a glaswegian bizaare word for idiot!) When I've had to ask for a translation

YABU to start a thread about one particular MNetter.

bibbitybobbityhat - Here I am! Thanks, you made my night...no-one ever mentions me...

Rebecca, it's nowt that hasn't been done a thousand times before, duckie.

Now don't be annoyed that you're not getting all the attention. it makes you seem a little bit

having been on the receiving end of one of scottishmummy's pithy replies i have to admit that i think she is fabulous, even if she does scare me. [looking around to make sure she isn't there]
You have to admire how she cuts through the bullshit and gets straight to the heart of the matter at hand...

What do we SM fans imagine her to look like?

YANBU I love ScottishMummy too. Blunt, hilariously funny and often absolutely right.