to be a bit (virtually) in love with ScottishMummy?

[cupcakesandbunting]

Bawbag, electric soup, neds, schemies. ScottishMummy tickles my funny bone most days and I'm not ashamed to admit, I've got a bit of a cyber girl-crush on her.

I don't even care if I am B U.

SM is no pisshead. I have been on the wrong side of her on occasion, but I can't put it down to drink. She just says it as she sees it. Fair do's.

YANBU. She is great. If I see her name on a thread, I always have to have a look, because I know I am going to crack up laughing at her pithy one-liners.

love the way that when one of scottishmummy's victims picks herself up from the floor, wounded and cut to the quick, scottishmummy always has some consoling words "get over it you ned, just words on as screen"

I think she looks like Maggie Smith in the Prime of Miss Jean Brodie.

She scares me. Quite a lot!

Here we go again , this is how moldie gate started last time. Like someone and enjoy their 'company' by all means but as others have said starting a thread about how you 'love' them is BU (and a bit nauseating imo)

YANBU I like her, yes she says what needs to be said and cuts through the BS and talks a lot of sense.

I love SM...she makes me laugh....but my number 1 crush has just turned up on a thread I'm on...>

Yes, yes, but can't someone start a thread on what a cowbag Reality is ?

SM is overrated in terms of telling it straight. She's a poor man's Custy. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

I like Britney.

Pheebe...lighten up...we spend alot of time here, it's like being in a womens prison, we all start smiling at each other after a few months...

....and menstruating simultaneously like nuns?

I heart scottishmummy too.

I heart all the straight-talkers. I often wish I dared say what they do. They manage to say in 1 succinct sentence what takes me 12 paragraphs to wiffle on about.

I picture her looking like a yound Brenda Fricker for some reason. I have no idea why!

I have had her

She was shit

I could OWN her but she's got the advantage of years. Fewer of them. I'm sure that string vests and a slightly grubby tutu are regular outfits. She will have an unreasonably beautiful face, however, and will look like Helena B-Carter. Cowbag.

ShowOfHands is my MN crush

You can keep SM

My crush winked at me today......still flying

Surely she looks like this? Oh no, she's a not a mummy.

Scottishmummy was the first poster to make me think "bloody hell some of you lot are rather blunt on here"
I was a bit at first but I warmed to her and is now one of my fav posters!
So YANBU.

Oh I thought ScottishMummy was a right rude old bitch when I fist rocked up here.

Then I just saw that she's like it with most people and the prickly auld cow has a nice soft centre and she's just very fucking funny.

Come on DaftPunk. Who's your MN crush?

lolol just seen anyfuckers post..

she will kill you