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AIBU?

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Original poster

to be a bit (virtually) in love with ScottishMummy?

150 replies

cupcakesandbunting · 13/04/2010 22:52

Bawbag, electric soup, neds, schemies. ScottishMummy tickles my funny bone most days and I'm not ashamed to admit, I've got a bit of a cyber girl-crush on her.

I don't even care if I am B U.

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kittywise · 14/04/2010 22:24

Nah it's creepy

AnyFucker · 14/04/2010 22:29

kitty...we heard you the first time

Jamieandhismagictorch · 14/04/2010 22:38

I agree with bran

daftpunk · 14/04/2010 22:43

KW;

You keep reminding me of Radiohead...

What the hell am I doing herrrrrrrrrre

Do you know what song I'm talking about..?

tethersend · 14/04/2010 22:56

I agree with Jamie but disagree with bran

LeQueen · 14/04/2010 22:59

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TheYearOfTheCat · 14/04/2010 23:05

I bet ScottishMummy has hidden this thread.

I hate to be creepy, but I think she's really funny too (when I'm not scared).

LeQueen · 14/04/2010 23:10

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LittleMrsHappy · 14/04/2010 23:11

gonna nae do that, its a wee bit heebie jeebie.

HairExtensions · 14/04/2010 23:14

Well, I actually love all you ladies.

And sometimes I don't . . . depends what mood I'm in.

Except BOF that is. Her I love all the time.

MadameDefarge · 14/04/2010 23:18

BoF? now that's creepy

CaptainNancy · 14/04/2010 23:18

Never noticed who she is... all just words on a screen...

HairExtensions · 14/04/2010 23:23

I don't think so ....

I haven't been on here that long but yet to hear her be mean about, or to, anyone,

.... so whats creepy about that? I like nice people so shoot me

but if I'm supposed to say who cracks me up then it would probably be Kerrymumbles

CiderIUpAndSetIFree · 15/04/2010 10:53

She is a conundrum - does she look like this?

Or possibly this??

Hmm this has to be the REAL SM

pedrothellama · 15/04/2010 11:02

It's Muriel Gray

KickArseQueen · 15/04/2010 12:44

I'm afraid I always picture her as a slim version of Mrs Doubtfire With a sherry in one hand and the other poised over the keyboard as she chuckles to herself, Mwahahahahaha!

Sorry but I absolutly love her wit!

pedrothellama · 15/04/2010 13:29

I am sure it is Muriel Grey - she writes just like her. Come on Muriel show yerself!

BattyKoda · 15/04/2010 13:34
CheerfulYank · 15/04/2010 16:03

Well I'm mad with jealousy, I must admit. Though I'm afeard that someday there will be a post "AIBU to think that cheerfulyank should feck off and join an American board b/c no one wants to listen to her nonsense." Although that's overestimating my own importance I'm sure!

And I agree with Bran. Obviously.

sarah293 · 15/04/2010 16:09

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pedrothellama · 15/04/2010 16:25

Let's all pop round and see her! Tonight at 8pm - I shall bring Lambrini, vodka and cocoa. Just hedging my bets really.

redwhiteandblue · 15/04/2010 16:28

scottishmummy used tae be a big bully

She'd have random gos at anyone, without properly reading their OPs and then retreat into the it's only words on the screen schtick

recently, she's cleaned up her act and reinvented herself as the reincarnation of cod

Fliight · 15/04/2010 17:00

Can't believe you just said that...blasphemy!

Fliight · 15/04/2010 17:01

I mean against the fish

CheerfulYank · 15/04/2010 18:58

I don't think she's had a go at me either-but then again I don't mind people doing so it I deserve it, so p'haps she has and I just don't remember.