to be a bit (virtually) in love with ScottishMummy?

[cupcakesandbunting]

Bawbag, electric soup, neds, schemies. ScottishMummy tickles my funny bone most days and I'm not ashamed to admit, I've got a bit of a cyber girl-crush on her.

I don't even care if I am B U.

no she won't kill me, I will just give her that sexy, smouldering look and she will be blancmange

Oi.. I am ScottishMummy's No1 fan.... she's just..... awesome

Mitsu;

Have you ever seen the film Misery..?

Don't ever tell anyone you're their no;1 fan

perhaps MW has hobbled scottishmummy

come to think of it, I haven't seen her for a while...

you crack me up x

it looks bloody painful, that hobbling

I think sm hates threads like this. Quite rightly so

all the better, pd

yabu

she´s a bully

there is always someone to spoil a thread

I am still getting used to her posts. That and deciphering them

ATM she still scares me!

I am personally in awe of anyone that can cut to the chase and give one liners. I am not that articulate, knowledgeable or insightful so to all of them!

shes online and has ignored you all

HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Well SHe's kinda harsh! I've been on the receiving end of her acerbic 'wit' once or twice.

I know porca, I spotted her and was going to link but didn't dare

I find her very refreshing

....buthave oftenwondered whatisthe problemwithher spacebar???

She's straight but not nasty IMO. Not a bully

Phoebe, I agree, the love-in threads are quite smarmy, nauseating and boring.

Well good for you.

It depends whether her nastiness was directed at you or not - I suspect if it wasn't, you think it's just refreshing bluntness.

But I'm not slating SM for her posting style. There are others who post in a similar style and it's water off a duck's back to me now I'm so used to mumsnet. But the public and shameless 'crush on her' is nauseating. Jmo.

It takes all sorts, and different strokes etc, but I don't like to see medals being handed out for being 'refreshingly nasty'.

I'll shut the door on my way out and I'll jog on etc...

It's really odd.
Every parenting forum I've been on has had a SM.
All Scottish, all tell it like it is....

Bizarre.

Our minds don't usually meet, shall we say

but there you go...it's horses for courses.

It's not really possible to understand what everyone's motives are, so best just to let people get on with it.

I wonder if some people post deliberately to be seen as cynical though, in which case they might not mind if people pick up on this.

Did I do OK at being diplomatic, there?

I tried really, really hard.

I like ex-pat

Am I not your crush, DP?

creepy