To think that some folk take this far too seriously

[Iamapolytoo]

There are some posters who seem to feel they are operating in a War Zone. In a War Zone where only they are allowed guns. They can say what they like but as soon as somebody bites back it "Hey Ho, Hey Ho its off to Mumsnet HQ I go".

99% of what gets posted is just light relief not the end of civilisation as we know it.

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed, fanjo

kill me now, 'your' should have been 'you're'.

God I think sleeping with my own brother would be better than getting those mixed up. Gah.

I'm another thread reader Polytastic you spanner, and I remember it ALL.

You got mixed up, you got caught out, you're bored and decided to come back for another bite of the apple. The problem is that your trolling sticks out like a fricking cock in a barrel of tits.

The bereavement shit was a step too far though buddy, and this attacking of Reality is just weird. Pack it in now, go and have a little lie down and a cup of hot ribena.

oh dear i don't know what a poly or a troll is - can i be in your gang anyway??

Hullygully you should get a job writing for Hallmark that's a great poem

oneofapair was all "Oh, my dead twin caroline Dad gone mad and tried to kills us ALL...Mum dead GAH!" weird.

PMSL at HullyGully

Oh my god my family died
I feel so lost and empty inside
Except that I have a nice factory
In which to keep my weird backstory

hully, you have a gift

OP, care for a cracker? [cracker]

Hully, you have skills.

Very good, Hully. Get on the phone to Hallmark and get yourself a job as Senior Naff Poem Writer.

Silly trolling is fine, but I do not understand why anyone would troll about a bereavement. And accept the help and support of posters who have really been bereaved.

Emotional parasites, that is what they are.

Second,

What about:

I make out they're dead
Cos I'm cracked in the head?

The lady hairy-handed trucker doth protest too much, methinks.

Why is it that outed trolls always feel the need to start threads moaning about how terrible MN is for treating trolls badly?

Ha Ha Hully PMSL

Id got it all straight in my head re extended / poly / goshitsaman etc but now you've confused me with this dead twin stuff.

Just looked at oneofapair posts and yes they are very wuthering heights but i can't see where they got 'outed'???

Visiting Bereavement purely to fuck about?
Troll, please bugger off and suck a trout.

I don't think I have the knack of this poem writing business.

I had no idea that all those trolls were the same person but thought the threads seemed quite unlikely...

You cant be serious about OP?

That's sick. I dont think i saw any of it's threads and by the sounds of them, i am glad.

Reality I worry for your saftey.

Don't forget raisedincare too- with all her trouble staying a virgin...

Virgin on the ridiculous, more like.

Defluff- they don't get outed always, MNHQ confirms to an individual that it's all coming from the same fevered imagination address.