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To think this is absolutely f**king disgusting?!!!

314 replies

Claire2009 · 01/06/2009 20:09

Picked dd & ds up from Playschool this afternoon, neighbours ds as well - she had an urgent appt she'd forgotten and it was arranged for me to collect him & keep him with me until she came back.

Walking out the door and up the slope outside the Playschool with 2 in the double buggy and 1 child walking, a Father comes out of his car at the top of the small slope, he has no top on and a light pair of shorts - it is damn obvious the Father has an erection and he strolls down the slope with his friend. I walk up and past the car where his gf is sat with their 1yo baby, she smiled at me and I continued walking. We are friendly enough - they live opposite me on the cul de sac I live in.

But bloody hell, she sat in the car while he, with the erection goes down to Playschool to collect their 3yo Dd?!
Why didn't she get out of the car if he was so obviously aroused?!!!

I walked down to the shops and as I was going in he was just behind me, and he still had the erection (3-4 mins after collecting his Dd and putting her in the car with his gf)...

Wtf??!!!!

OP posts:
pointydog · 01/06/2009 20:49

ok, some people have dealt very sensibly with the erection, all very matter-of-fact.

What about those shorts, though? You can't logic them away.

lou031205 · 01/06/2009 20:50

No accounting for taste...

MaggieBee · 01/06/2009 20:50

Hang on. What kind of car was it????

squeaver · 01/06/2009 20:50

PMSL at this thread and its bank holiday preoccupation.

Must say I'm much more bothered by the lack of shirt.

ThePhantomPlopper · 01/06/2009 20:50

Do you know how many tits I saw at pre school this morning hanging out of ill fitting summer tops? Tis the season.

LynetteScavo · 01/06/2009 20:50

What was he wearing on his feet?

MaggieBee · 01/06/2009 20:51

I would have wrestled him to the ground and put a top on him. That would have sorted him out.

pointydog · 01/06/2009 20:51

he was 'strolling' and 'smiling', lynne. I woud argue against dying of embarrassment.

thisisyesterday · 01/06/2009 20:51

a lot of boob all over the place here too.

no erections noted so far though.

I am having trouble picturing the shorts, despite Claire pointing out that her DS has some similar. lol

RumourOfAHurricane · 01/06/2009 20:52

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pointydog · 01/06/2009 20:52

oh yes, good question. What was he wearing on his feet?

pagwatch · 01/06/2009 20:52

The erection was just bad form butthe shorts are unforgivable.

My DD still gets in bed with us first thing. If poor DH has an erection he has to move quickly because she thinks it is funny to twang it.
Apparently having it twanged is less comfortable than you would imagine.

HairyMuff · 01/06/2009 20:53

I'm having trouble picturing the shorts too. Are they those nylony ones that people play football in? They have a habit of clinging.

TrillianAstra · 01/06/2009 20:53

PhantomPlopper ill-supported boobs upset me too.

SomeGuy · 01/06/2009 20:53

Or a wank holiday?

pointydog · 01/06/2009 20:53

diamond wants to know penis size in case she wants to pull out at this point. har

pagwatch · 01/06/2009 20:53

Surely she couldn't see his feet. His thwanging thranger would have created shade would it not?

MaggieBee · 01/06/2009 20:53

laboutouins.

thisisyesterday · 01/06/2009 20:54

i do appreciate all the detail in the OP though. like how many children were being collected, whose they were, how they were transported etc etc before going on to the erection bit

Egg · 01/06/2009 20:54

Hope the shorts weren't like these.

pointydog · 01/06/2009 20:54

oh pag, cummon. When was the last time you saw a penis? They are not that big. You cannot sit under one for shade in the sun

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 20:56

pointy, I could easily shade you from the sun. If your dp/dh doesn't measure up...

SomeGuy · 01/06/2009 20:56

Perhaps he has a genuine medical problem - VLC is an embarrassing problem that deserves sympathy.

VLC (Very large cock) sufferers are not to blame for the size of their organ.

HairyMuff · 01/06/2009 20:56

Perhaps he was wearing these

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 20:56

(btw, I am a woman and was being silly. I am not a perv. Well, only with dh anyway, not on tinternet.>

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