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To think this is absolutely f**king disgusting?!!!

314 replies

Claire2009 · 01/06/2009 20:09

Picked dd & ds up from Playschool this afternoon, neighbours ds as well - she had an urgent appt she'd forgotten and it was arranged for me to collect him & keep him with me until she came back.

Walking out the door and up the slope outside the Playschool with 2 in the double buggy and 1 child walking, a Father comes out of his car at the top of the small slope, he has no top on and a light pair of shorts - it is damn obvious the Father has an erection and he strolls down the slope with his friend. I walk up and past the car where his gf is sat with their 1yo baby, she smiled at me and I continued walking. We are friendly enough - they live opposite me on the cul de sac I live in.

But bloody hell, she sat in the car while he, with the erection goes down to Playschool to collect their 3yo Dd?!
Why didn't she get out of the car if he was so obviously aroused?!!!

I walked down to the shops and as I was going in he was just behind me, and he still had the erection (3-4 mins after collecting his Dd and putting her in the car with his gf)...

Wtf??!!!!

OP posts:
ThePhantomPlopper · 01/06/2009 20:42

He MIGHT have been aroused by the children.
He MIGHT have kidney stones/tumour on his prostate gland.
He MIGHT have stood up too quickly and the blood rushed to his head.

SomeGuy · 01/06/2009 20:42

obviously his gf had been wanking him off in the car. Or perhaps a bj.

Nowt wrong with that.

Claire2009 · 01/06/2009 20:43

La-La-La

OP posts:
thisisyesterday · 01/06/2009 20:43

i don't think it's his head the blood rushed to TPP!!!!

HairyMuff · 01/06/2009 20:43

Whats he going to do? Run round the nursery waving it around like a toy? Get a grip.

Egg · 01/06/2009 20:43

LOL at GreatBigStiffy being stroked and slapped...

I would be mortified if it was my DH going to collect my DCs from nursery with an obvious stiffy, and I would indeed have forced him to stay in the car while I went into the nursery. However I don't think I would be too worried seeing someone else's DH doing it (Bank Holiday or not).

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 20:44

LOL at get a grip.

RumourOfAHurricane · 01/06/2009 20:44

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Hormonesnomore · 01/06/2009 20:44

Ooh pointydog suits you sir!

ThePhantomPlopper · 01/06/2009 20:44

I didn't mention which head it rushed too

HairyMuff · 01/06/2009 20:44

get a grip boom boom

PlumBumMum · 01/06/2009 20:44

I think that was TTp's point that is his head!!

Someguy the gf had a child in the car , or did I make that bit up, off to check op

pointydog · 01/06/2009 20:45

small lined shorts made of thin material. That proves it. No fashion sense.

lou031205 · 01/06/2009 20:45

It's a bit of anatomy. It is only sexual if it is being used sexually.

Egg · 01/06/2009 20:45

Actually now you have described the shorts I do remember that DH does look a bit alarming in those kind. You can always seem the outline of the bulge a bit too clearly.

DS1 showed me his stiffy the other day. I was a bit perturbed by that one.

Grattage · 01/06/2009 20:46

lololol

SomeGuy · 01/06/2009 20:46

Was a baby in the car. BJ with a baby in the back seat (sleeping?) is not a crime. Makes sense to have the BJ before you pick up the three year old - BJ with 3 year old in the car would deffo be dodgy.

EvenBetaDad · 01/06/2009 20:47

Claire2009 - as I said it can happen just as a man stands up. It is to do with blood being pooled in the groin and as lou031205 say that is more likely to happen in hot weather. He could not handle his erection and he did not know it was going to happen. He was probably a good 5 - 10 metres fron the car when it happened.

ThePhantomPlopper - good point. It can be a sign of serious urinary and prostate problems if they happen very frequently in older men.

MsF - yes, young boys and teenagers get them much more frequently and again totally involuntarily.

FGS! Women sometimes get involuntarily erect nipples when it is cold (and maybe other times?). I do not assume they are sexually aroused and I know DW finds it embarrasing when it happens to her.

I would never stare at a woman in that situation - or comment!

lou031205 · 01/06/2009 20:47

Does anyone remember that episode of Friends?

PlumBumMum · 01/06/2009 20:48

Yes that is sensible the things children can say out loud is down right embarrassing!

Tamarto · 01/06/2009 20:48

This has the makings of a classic

LynetteScavo · 01/06/2009 20:48

So the bloke pulls up at nursery, and as he is getting out of the car gets an errection. so he says to the gf "Oh could you go in instead?" She says "Why", and he can hardly explain infront of his mate, so he has to go in. And he's dying of embarassment. That'll teach him to throw in a baggy t-shirt and wear pants.

PlumBumMum · 01/06/2009 20:48

Evenbetadad your being far too sensible on this thread laugh its funny!

MumtoCharlieandLola · 01/06/2009 20:48

Maybe it was a bonk holiday, rather than a bank one ????

LOL

PlumBumMum · 01/06/2009 20:49

sorry Claire2009

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