To think this is absolutely f**king disgusting?!!!

[Claire2009]

Picked dd & ds up from Playschool this afternoon, neighbours ds as well - she had an urgent appt she'd forgotten and it was arranged for me to collect him & keep him with me until she came back.

Walking out the door and up the slope outside the Playschool with 2 in the double buggy and 1 child walking, a Father comes out of his car at the top of the small slope, he has no top on and a light pair of shorts - it is damn obvious the Father has an erection and he strolls down the slope with his friend. I walk up and past the car where his gf is sat with their 1yo baby, she smiled at me and I continued walking. We are friendly enough - they live opposite me on the cul de sac I live in.

But bloody hell, she sat in the car while he, with the erection goes down to Playschool to collect their 3yo Dd?!
Why didn't she get out of the car if he was so obviously aroused?!!!

I walked down to the shops and as I was going in he was just behind me, and he still had the erection (3-4 mins after collecting his Dd and putting her in the car with his gf)...

Wtf??!!!!

There's this porn star called Mandingo, you could definitely get shade under his cock.

you haven't seen the size of me, stiffy

"smoothness and a crisp front"

My norks wouldn't provide much shade either tbh.

my norks would provide a great deal of shade if I propped them up on something

"The fact he was at a Playschool, around Children, collecting his Dd also. With an erection."

i can almost hear your typing getting higher pitched with every punctuation. get a grip.
also..

"He wasn't just around HIS child he was around 20 or so, how does anyone know he wasn't aroused by the Children? "

you really need to get a grip if you are serious,which i can't believe you are.
ven if we are to entertain your ridiculous logic, firstly you saw him with his great big dangerous dick up the road from the school, so he had his love rocket juiced up befre he got anywhere near the playschool.
secondly i'd imagine there was a great deal of other things around to get his single barrelled pump action yoghurt rifle going.i'd imagine there were cars around,some form of domesticated pets,maybe some tarmac or even the birds in the sky. or perhaps even his girlfriend he ust left. or even better, his friend he was walking with.maybe they are conducting an illicet affair.

You'd get more shade from the OPs stiffy than you would my norks.

maybe it was the sun, you know, more sun makes men horny .....

apparently ......

Not the sun, The Sun, page 3.

Oh god mayorquimby now I am really in hysterics. DH thought i was sobbing.

ROFL at this! So the man's wife was in the car with a smile on her face ay?????? Maybe they'd had a cheeky Tayleforth?

just to disprove the 'no shade', here's the result of a google search for the aforementioned porn star: www.empflix.com/view.php?id=16808 (hard core porn vid). Definitely some shade under that.

I've just googled "Mandingo"

Truely huge.

Oh, you gotta laugh at this thread, it's sooo funny!!

Lots of undersupported tits hanging around today, they should all be rounded up and arrested.

How about us women and yes I am one, who has permanently erect nips, after breastfeeding, they never are un-erect.

Does that mean I'm constantly sexually aroused?

Like fuck it does!

On a similar note to sprogger, perhaps it was a Greggs sausage roll he was secreting about his person to avoid judgeyness.
ANd look what happens?
Poor guy.

PlumBuMum - well I did think it was a joke to start with but the OP seemed to be taking it very seriously and making all sorts of OTT and unfortunate comments about the man.

There was though a really funny thread about 'morning glory' erections recently that I happily joined in. Normally, I find a heavy slipper and a special knee bending excercise I have devised to be quiet useful in dealing with those. .

Wtf do you do with it?

A heavy slipper???

slipper?

wear it or whack it?