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To think this is absolutely f**king disgusting?!!!

314 replies

Claire2009 · 01/06/2009 20:09

Picked dd & ds up from Playschool this afternoon, neighbours ds as well - she had an urgent appt she'd forgotten and it was arranged for me to collect him & keep him with me until she came back.

Walking out the door and up the slope outside the Playschool with 2 in the double buggy and 1 child walking, a Father comes out of his car at the top of the small slope, he has no top on and a light pair of shorts - it is damn obvious the Father has an erection and he strolls down the slope with his friend. I walk up and past the car where his gf is sat with their 1yo baby, she smiled at me and I continued walking. We are friendly enough - they live opposite me on the cul de sac I live in.

But bloody hell, she sat in the car while he, with the erection goes down to Playschool to collect their 3yo Dd?!
Why didn't she get out of the car if he was so obviously aroused?!!!

I walked down to the shops and as I was going in he was just behind me, and he still had the erection (3-4 mins after collecting his Dd and putting her in the car with his gf)...

Wtf??!!!!

OP posts:
TheLadyEvenstar · 02/06/2009 00:11

LOL Thankyou OP this has made me laugh so much i forgot my pain.

DP thinks I have lost the plot as I have spent the last 20 minutes laughing out loudly at this. And then he rolled his eyes when I explained what I was laughing at. He asked if us MNers are that bored that we discuss erections.....

TheLadyEvenstar · 02/06/2009 00:40

Just wondered if this may be of any use to the OP

its very clean!!

Hormonesnomore · 02/06/2009 08:15

Oh. My. God, who would think anyone would want to buy a second hand one of those TheLadyEvenstar, even if it has 'never been used' eurgghhh!!

TheLadyEvenstar · 02/06/2009 08:58

LOL Its not mine I saw it on gumtree

GetOrfMoiLand · 02/06/2009 09:29

I have just been roaring at this thread, MayorQuimby's post talking about Yoghurt Rifle being the high point.

Honestly, OP, do you really really still think that he was being inappropriate?

Boco · 02/06/2009 09:39

Claire thank you for explaining about the friend / penis confusion.

VinegarTits · 02/06/2009 09:47

funny, this thread

pagwatch · 02/06/2009 09:49

Actually Boco I agree and I am relived.
I was getting concerned that when DH takes his friend out for a drink something seriously weird was going on.

Boco · 02/06/2009 10:08

Exactly Pag. My brother was going off to play squash with his friend yesterday. I'd assumed it was a competitive sport, but now I'm worried he's into some kind of strange autoerotic activity.

daftpunk · 02/06/2009 10:14

claire2009;....why would you start a thread about this?...seriously weird.

santapaws · 02/06/2009 10:19

This thread is sooo funny!

So OP, not only does this poor chap walk round with an erection, he has no fashion sense on account of the 'light' shorts he was wearing (and no top), has the audacity to collect his daughter from school, when clearly he should be out toiling the fields, but is also a drug addict aswell!!

ThePhantomPlopper · 02/06/2009 10:24

This gets worse and worse, not only does he get erections he's also a druggie.

Maybe the erection is a come down from the night before drug binge?

patspeed · 02/06/2009 10:29

When is the NEXT Bank Holiday?

Tropicana · 02/06/2009 13:06

Looking forward August 31st, Claire2009.

Slippers at the ready, everyone!

MaggieBee · 02/06/2009 15:59

Do you KNOW why I got confused and started this whole nonsense about bank holidays? BEcause. about 7 yrs ago, when I was in England, it was the queen's jubilee and there was definitely a bank holiday the first monday in june, and I think the tuesday as well. And the weather was gorgeous back then too. Think it was 2002.

lockets · 02/06/2009 16:10

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ninah · 02/06/2009 16:12

is this still up and running?

LynetteScavo · 02/06/2009 17:10

If the OP didn't send her children to pre-schools where fathers think it was exceptableto wander around top less this would never have happened.

I'm very curious about "the firend". I'd originally presumed the friend had been in the car with erection dad. If so why go into the nursery too - why not wait in the car? If it was another dad, the OP would have said so; she had painted a pretty clear picture of the scene. So I must conclude "the friend" is the erection.

Even if he wasn't sexually aroused, wandering around with and erection is nothing like having erect nipples, IYAM.

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange · 02/06/2009 17:34

Perhaps he just got overheated in the car.

EvenBetaDad · 02/06/2009 18:35

Just thinking. Is there a point at which a thread is deemed 'popular' enough to go on the MN front page?

nevergoogledragonbutter · 02/06/2009 19:55

Discussion of the day
Hard ons - ok on a bank holiday?

pagwatch · 02/06/2009 19:59

Maggiebee
perhaps he just had the same rousing memories ofthe Queens jubilee that you did..

Perhaps it is a kind of curse thing - like 7 years bad luck. Perhaps he failed to be sufficiently excited about the royal festivities and has been cursed to stand to attention every seven years.

willowthewispa · 02/06/2009 20:09

Wouldn't a drug addiction have the opposite effect on his penis?

LovelyTinOfSpam · 02/06/2009 20:34

Not if he's addicted to viagra...

TubOfLardWithInferiorRange · 02/06/2009 23:57

I think I may have heard of this guy before, actually...

Daddy had a little friend he liked to take on strolls;
and everywhere that daddy went, his friend was sure to go.
He led daddy into school one day which was against the rule;
and it made a mum disgusted and mad to see his friend at school.
Why must this dad stroll with his friend
the distraught mum wants to know
Because 'twas bank holiday and dad's safe deposit was closed.