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To think this is absolutely f**king disgusting?!!!

314 replies

Claire2009 · 01/06/2009 20:09

Picked dd & ds up from Playschool this afternoon, neighbours ds as well - she had an urgent appt she'd forgotten and it was arranged for me to collect him & keep him with me until she came back.

Walking out the door and up the slope outside the Playschool with 2 in the double buggy and 1 child walking, a Father comes out of his car at the top of the small slope, he has no top on and a light pair of shorts - it is damn obvious the Father has an erection and he strolls down the slope with his friend. I walk up and past the car where his gf is sat with their 1yo baby, she smiled at me and I continued walking. We are friendly enough - they live opposite me on the cul de sac I live in.

But bloody hell, she sat in the car while he, with the erection goes down to Playschool to collect their 3yo Dd?!
Why didn't she get out of the car if he was so obviously aroused?!!!

I walked down to the shops and as I was going in he was just behind me, and he still had the erection (3-4 mins after collecting his Dd and putting her in the car with his gf)...

Wtf??!!!!

OP posts:
ThePhantomPlopper · 01/06/2009 20:27

DH if you are reading this.. it looks big in whatever you wear darling.

LovelyTinOfSpam · 01/06/2009 20:27

Just checked with DH and he says yes you always know when you have an erection.

However, I am willing to give tent-boy benefit of the doubt.

Maybe he has medical condition?
Or huge cock?
A massive crush on OP?
Been at the viagra and it hasn't gone down for 3 days?
There must be more...

I must admit I would find it hilarious rather than disgusting. Doesn't sound like he was behaving in a dodgy manner apart from the underpaant action, if you get my drift

PlumBumMum · 01/06/2009 20:28

phantomplopper

MmeLindt · 01/06/2009 20:28

"Is that your Bank Holiday, or are you just pleased to see me?"

NeedaNewName · 01/06/2009 20:28

lol slayerette

BCNS · 01/06/2009 20:28

i'm sorry but I have just snorted coffee through my nose at this thread.. banks holidays and erections.. and whoever said "big winkie" .. well you nearly killed me

thisisyesterday · 01/06/2009 20:29

i'm sat by the window maggie, so i'll let you know if I see any going past

MaggieBee · 01/06/2009 20:29

ha ha! i read it and thought yeah yeah yeah to the erection but couldn't understand why her children were at playschool. everybody walks around with an erection here.

ThePhantomPlopper · 01/06/2009 20:29

He could also have kidney stones. I remember (unfortunately) when my Dad had kidney stones and kept getting erections.

thisisyesterday · 01/06/2009 20:29

dp said he's had one today at some point. he thinks.

pointydog · 01/06/2009 20:29

if the bloke was happy to stroll around with no top and a pair of 'light' shorts (does that mean colour or thinness of material?), I'm not surprised an erection didn't faze him.

spicemonster · 01/06/2009 20:29

I misread the OP and thought it said '... while he, the erection, goes ...'

Somehow him being called 'the erection' made it that bit funnier

MaggieBee · 01/06/2009 20:30

Is that what he told your Mum!? I'd murder my dad if he told me that. eeeooooww tmi Pater.

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 20:30

Don't know what all the fuss is about.

random · 01/06/2009 20:30

You sure it wasn't a wank holiday?

MmeLindt · 01/06/2009 20:30

thisisyesterday
But is it a BH where you are?

EvenBetaDad · 01/06/2009 20:30

Claire2009 - assuming you are being serious and this is not a joke thread.

All normal men get occassional involuntary erections. It happens to men in the morning when they wake, during certain stages of sleep and very occassionally during the day.

It is embarrasing and is nothing to do with being sexually aroused. It is not something that can be controlled by the brain.

Sometimes it can just happen as men stand up - as I suspect happened in this case. It is genuinely, entirely, involuntary.

He was not being disgusting. You should have looked away.

Hormonesnomore · 01/06/2009 20:31

maybe he was wearing a box (not lunchbox) - did he have football shorts on? He'd perhaps just come from playing some sort of sport? Did he look sporty? (nudge nudge, wink wink)

EvenBetaDad · 01/06/2009 20:32

ThePhantomPlopper - yes it can be a sign of certain urinary and prostate conditions.

NeedaNewName · 01/06/2009 20:32

DH also confirms that he has had an erection today and in fact gets them every day, often whilst out and about

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 20:33

Still don't know what the fuss is about.

MsF · 01/06/2009 20:34

Claire....I reckon he was pleased to see you!!!

what a complimenmt!!!

(you wait till your DS is a teenager...sometimes i just don't know where to look when he comes dowstairs in the morning!!!)

spicemonster · 01/06/2009 20:34

That is disgusting NeedaNewName - I hope your DH is ashamed of himself

GreatBigStiffy · 01/06/2009 20:35
pointydog · 01/06/2009 20:35

1st June is not a bank holiday

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