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To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

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MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 12:54

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

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BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 22:07

DP some of these things can be romantic! Admittedly not all of them...

And TBH only a few of the people on this thread have actually tried even the most minor things.

Don't worry I'm sure the majority of MN mummies still sleep with their knickers on

AnnieLobeseder · 17/04/2009 22:08

as both, not is both....

poshwellies · 17/04/2009 22:09

Great thread BOF!!

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 22:09

bitoffun..... i knew this was a wind-up...fuck..i fell for it

BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 22:12

I hope you don't feel sullied by the experinece DP

crankytwanky · 17/04/2009 22:14

"If the river runs red, take the dirt track instead."

Have not read all posts, as I have to go and look up old bumsex threads, so excuse me if someone has said this, but DP, if it is a "fact" that blokes who like anal are closet shirt-lifters, does that mean men who like trimmed lady-gardens are actually paedos?

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 22:17

lol bigbella..not at all, but i am honestly haven't heard of anything on this thread...

atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 22:19

anything?

noddyholder · 17/04/2009 22:20

i think dp is joking too!

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 22:21

well..apart from anal sex...

i'm not into porn...i'm guessing you lot are?

drlove8 · 17/04/2009 22:22

bitoffun , ffs you had me too , whatever will you do next? pmsl.

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 22:23

i'm not nh.....i know alot about drugs/music/fashion/books..... pretty much everything....but sex...not alot

noddyholder · 17/04/2009 22:24

Well sex and drugs and rock and roll usually go together. I have found

solidgoldshaggingbunnies · 17/04/2009 22:27

Nancy66 - no, dear. What if one of you farted?

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 22:27

lucky you nh...guess in my case... 2 out of 3 ain't bad

noddyholder · 17/04/2009 22:29

sex and rock n roll though a lot better without the drugs!

BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 22:32

DP for you

Stories are always a good place to start

BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 22:34

Or here even...

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 17/04/2009 22:34

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daftpunk · 17/04/2009 22:39

nh..your with a tattooed rock drummer.....you dont need drugs

bigbella....lol...bloody hell..i'm not getting into porn...mumsnet is enough for me

RustyBear · 17/04/2009 22:41

I was pretty sure 'moanylisa' was having a laugh 'cos I did a search & the first post I found was on an "Adult" fiction thread where she said she was a fan of Nancy Friday - that post didn't exactly sound like the kind of person she was pretending to be....

Didn't guess who she was though.

BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 22:41

It's only stories, DP. No pics, promise... I'm not a mean girl like all of these

noddyholder · 17/04/2009 22:44

No thats true.

Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 22:44

Isn't Nancy Friday the one who thinks that all women want to secretly be fucked by an alsation?

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 22:44

ok..i'll read some....

off to bed

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