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To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

523 replies

MoanyLisa · 17/04/2009 12:54

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

OP posts:
SuziSeis · 17/04/2009 21:48

themoon -you have done some crazy stuff in your time

is it Miss pearsons influence!!

atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 21:48

my mental health

erm...no

but yes it does do something to me.........

poshwellies · 17/04/2009 21:49

OP is having a laugh me thinks

themoon66 · 17/04/2009 21:50

Suzi - please don't think I have done this!!!! I have merely viewed the video.

atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 21:51

thought so about page 3 (no pun intended)

methinks the lady protests too much!
18 pages too much actually.............

note taking, like I said..............

BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 21:51

Oh I think moany is having a right laugh... let's face it she would have left hours ago otherwise... and talk of "pullling off" and wondering how flexible you have to be to crap on a coffee table are hardly the thoughts of a vanilla queen, surely

Gumsnroses, yes, that is where you have been going wrong in the coffe table department [rofl]

themoon66 · 17/04/2009 21:51

Suzi - you've named changed haven't you?

poshwellies · 17/04/2009 21:53

It has been amusing though girls

Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 21:53

Moanylisa is definitely having a larff - it's Daft Punk that needs to loosen up those sphincter muscles

atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 21:54

please also don't think i have done all I've talked about either.
But I don't find talking about it or discussing it/ 'not normal' or damaging to my mental health.
It says nothing of my 'moral fibre' and quite frankly I am insulted that you would assume so!

SuziSeis · 17/04/2009 21:55

The moon66 yes

it is a play on suzi Quatro as i am now omum of 6!

drlove8 · 17/04/2009 21:55

so is it a full moon tonight then? (what a question for a bumsex thread! lol)

BitOfFun · 17/04/2009 21:56

Alright alright, I can take no more

In my defence, my cable tv is broken, and this has kept me going all day! I shall retire as uptight Moany and live to fight another day...and don't ever believe I would go to NetMums either

noddyholder · 17/04/2009 21:56

My dp is phsl at this he said its not the WI is it?

GumsNRoses · 17/04/2009 21:57

My Friday is complete, voddie, bumsex thread and looking at argos online for a glass coffee table

BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 21:58

Nice one BoF

BigBellasBeerBelly · 17/04/2009 21:59

Poor old double penetration, thinking she'd found a like minded friend...

atigercametotea · 17/04/2009 22:00

rofl at noddyholders dh!

I told my dh about this thread and its 'educational emphasis' and he smiled and kind of said 'yes dear'.

themoon66 · 17/04/2009 22:00

Suzi - well done on number 6!

Never thought I'd see the name 'Miss Pearson' on a thread about bumsex

daftpunk · 17/04/2009 22:01

i'm just too romantic.....i don't care what other adults get up to...it just wouldn't be for me...

BitOfFun · 17/04/2009 22:01

DP's still me mucker, just not er, a mucky one

poshwellies · 17/04/2009 22:02

No brown coloured ice lollies in DaftPunk's house??

aWWWWWWWWW

Nancy66 · 17/04/2009 22:03

what about if you lit candles all around the glass coffee table - that could be romantic.

poshwellies · 17/04/2009 22:05

candles,glass table and your legendary wink ?

AnnieLobeseder · 17/04/2009 22:06

Hang on, BoF is Moany? But.... but... but.... you're on the thread is both. The namechanging must have been exhausting!

Damn funny though!