To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

[MoanyLisa]

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

Does Reality talk with a high-pitched squeak then?

Moany still moaning about us depraved creatures that dwell on mn?

Think she's secretly fascinated by it all..

I do. I think she's c & p for later, if you know what I mean

Ohhh the OXO tower thread - one of my all-time favourites.

Am being careful not to let dh see this thread - it'll give him ideas.

she's making room in her freezer as we speak....

Nobody has explained glass-bottomed boats to me yet...I am not at all interested in any of this actually, but it is certainly opening my eyes to the calibre of contributor on this site

May I just warn you all NOT to put any mini-milks up your kybers? At least, not without either removing the stick or fastening said stick to something large and wide to prevent it getting lost up there...

Yeah, you're right Moany. Sexual banter clearly makes people a little stupid

Moany - i assume it's the same/ similar to the glass coffee table thing.

a bloke with lies under it wanking while a woman takes a dump on the glass....romantic eh?

Still here though ain't ya OP

I fear that may have come too late for certain posters, solidgold

Surely it would melt SGB?

Not stupid, Serendipitous, not at all! In fact it is a matter of amazement to me that so many intelligent women indulge in these practices...I would certainly think twice about putting my cream buns down on an MNer's coffee table, that's for sure!!

solidgold i hope your not speaking fron experence ... any missing frozen treats -> look up sgb's

I remember seeing an interview with Noddy Holder once where he said - when he was young he used to get paid £20 a time to be the.....erm....dumpee on the coffee table for a German businessman

What's the correlation between a bit of kink/adventure and intelligence, though? I don't see your point.

fron???? i ment from , typo as laughing too much

They are very broadminded Kerry agree...apart from beach towels and sun loungers-why are they so anal about that?

I was speculating on posters' moral fibre rather than their intelligence...surely people don't seriously expect to get away with that kind of behaviour with no consequences?

What kind of behaviour is that then moany?

Well - plenty of fibre does help with shape and consistency, Lisa.....

Any kind of behaviour you would blush to discuss with your mother- that is my yardstick!