To think MN is OBSESSED with the disgusting topic of...

[MoanyLisa]

Anal sex?

Why!?

I don't get it. The other parenting site I use wouldn't ever mention it even, so are there larger member numbers here who do it, or what?

Moany is right - imagine, in the heat of passion, mixing a turd up with a Magnum.

What, sex with the lights on?

and ......naked?

That's what I was thinking Kerry.

Love the way SGB always turns up with practical safety tips for anal play

just sprayed voddie all over screen

I think moany is taking all this with remarkably good grace actually

I suspect many of us have taken things with something less than grace in our time...

It's difficult to be graceful when squatting over a coffee table...

What does consensual sex have to do with "moral fibre"?

Ah well that's one for the pope really, cote...

Yes, the ice cream will melt. But the stick won't - and for a practical example of why it's a bad idea to put a lolly stick up your back door, drop a matchstick into an empty wine bottle and try to get it out...

I only have a wooden coffee table, knew I was going wrong somewhere

what consequences?

what 2 consenting adults do in their ownn home/or own coffee table is up to them!

.........and we haven't even ventured into outdoor land yet!

well done on whoever got the glass bottom boat one!

pmsl @ solidgold again

I saw that glass in the bottom video ages ago. It was weird

glass bottomed boat??? missed it .

solid gold you are mine of information. You're like the Kim and Aggie of anal sex.

Bigbella, the Pope, exactly! And I used to do ballet in my youth, but I doubt that I could pull off that kind of manuoevre well- I shan't be trying in any case!

atigercametotea;

i don't think it's very good for your mental health to engage in disgusting sexual acts.....it must do something to you...imo

Hahahahahaha sgb

This is all very amusing and I am CERTAIN that moanylisa is frantically taking lots of notes for tonight.....

I'm right aren't I?

Why else are you still on here if our 'moral fibre' repels you so much?

and fyi, you really shouldn't have 'fibre' on a bumsex thread

Hilarious thread, by the way

it was bloke with a glass jar up his arse, so you could sort of see all his insides.

Not attractive

Your mental health is affected?

I've heard it all now.