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To be shocked and disgusted at DH and his strange sexual requests?

259 replies

CindyCrawfordsLeftLeg · 29/03/2009 13:29

DH has been suggesting we should be a bit more adventurous in bed lately.

I'm up for that, dont mind trying different positions or a bit of role play etc

last night we shared a bottle of chablis and were both a bit 'tipsy', he got a bit amorous and we headed off to the bedroom

Things were getting a bit passionate and he then tells me he has a suprise for me, he opened up the bedside table and pulled out a box, i opened it up and to my horror, pulled out a strap on rubber penis

I was too shocked to speak, just sat there amazed, he then started explaining that he wanted me to use it on HIM but first i would have to 'loosen him up' with my tongue he called it 'rimming' [disgusted]

Needless to say we had a big row, after i called him weird and freaky, he slept on the sofa, got up early and went to the office, i am expecting him back soon, but i think this is the beginning of the end, i need time to think, he is not the man i thought he was

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RealityIsMyOnlyChocolateEgg · 30/03/2009 15:01

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furbz · 30/03/2009 15:05

hahaha, i would love to do my boyf with a strap on. Take that and see how it feels mister!!!!!! your lucky. Embrace it!!!!

sarah76 · 30/03/2009 15:17

For everyone that asked:

'Pegging is a sexual practice in which a woman penetrates a man's anus with a strap-on dildo. The neologism "pegging" was popularized when it became the winning entry in a contest in Dan Savage's Savage Love sex advice column, held after an observation was made that there was no common name for the act.' ---Wikipedia

Dan Savage, one of the few things/people that makes me proud of my native land....

VinegarTitsTheVirginNun · 30/03/2009 15:19

Seriously, i had never heard of pegging before this thread, i really am naive

BitOfFun · 30/03/2009 15:50

I haven't heard of David Savage either...< off to google >

AnyFucker · 30/03/2009 16:16

Pegging? I do tht when I hang the washing out...

daily

I must be the pegging queen of MN

BitOfFun · 30/03/2009 16:27

I prefer a bit of a tumble myself.

AnyFucker · 30/03/2009 16:41

I have a freezer full of brown packets.....

BitOfFun · 30/03/2009 16:45

< throws curry sauce out >

< throws up a bit in her mouth >

< realizes that last one sounds a bit like a bizarre lesbian sex act >

newlysinglemummy · 30/03/2009 16:47

I hadnever heard of any of these funny words like pegging. The only one i heard of was rimming, and i only eard that recently...

Also i think I would have reacted the same as the op..

AnyFucker · 30/03/2009 16:47

there are some very strange people around

sarah76 · 30/03/2009 17:47

BOF, it's Dan not David, and his column is fabulous for learning about strange sexual stuff. . .

Been reading him for at least 12 years and now listen to his weekly podcast. Not into anything 'weird' myself, but find it all fascinating!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Savage

BitOfFun · 30/03/2009 18:04

Ah, that would explain why interior designers and professional footballers don't write kinky sex definitions...

Tortington · 30/03/2009 18:12

bumsex...wrong

sarah76 · 30/03/2009 18:22

www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove

His books are also very funny, particularly 'The Kid' about him and his boyfriend adopting a baby.

boonsy641 · 15/02/2016 11:37

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HoneyDragon · 15/02/2016 11:42

WHY HAVE YOU REANIMATED THIS THREAD YOU WEIRDO PEVERT GOOGLER?!

HoneyDragon · 15/02/2016 11:43

And it's schlong.

Fluffycloudland77 · 15/02/2016 11:55
Shock

Two spelling mistakes and three grammar mistakes.

In one post.

It's not like the old days is it?.

goodnightdarthvader1 · 15/02/2016 11:55

Yeah, wtf were you googling for exactly, boonsy?

JennyBunn · 15/02/2016 11:56
Grin
blindsider · 15/02/2016 11:56

oh fgs i am not a prude, i have 8tried doggy and even let him take me from behind*

The first bold is rather contradicted by the second bold.

I would be delighted to be rimmed but can appreciate why someone wouldn't want to, I do think wanting your wife to basically fuck you is a bit odd, but hey ho, as they say better latent than never!! Shock

Fluffycloudland77 · 15/02/2016 11:59

At least he didn't say "Hun" .

AnyFucker · 15/02/2016 12:00

half term innit

blindsider · 15/02/2016 12:01

Tell you'll do it if he'll take you up the Oxo Tower first as a treat....

Made I larf!!