To be shocked and disgusted at DH and his strange sexual requests?

[CindyCrawfordsLeftLeg]

DH has been suggesting we should be a bit more adventurous in bed lately.

I'm up for that, dont mind trying different positions or a bit of role play etc

last night we shared a bottle of chablis and were both a bit 'tipsy', he got a bit amorous and we headed off to the bedroom

Things were getting a bit passionate and he then tells me he has a suprise for me, he opened up the bedside table and pulled out a box, i opened it up and to my horror, pulled out a strap on rubber penis

I was too shocked to speak, just sat there amazed, he then started explaining that he wanted me to use it on HIM but first i would have to 'loosen him up' with my tongue he called it 'rimming' [disgusted]

Needless to say we had a big row, after i called him weird and freaky, he slept on the sofa, got up early and went to the office, i am expecting him back soon, but i think this is the beginning of the end, i need time to think, he is not the man i thought he was

Ha ha love all the sensible grown ups on here keeping the thread going by telling everybody else to stop keeping the thread going

I wonder if, now 7 years on, OP has become a devoted pegging enthusiast. I like to ponder a happy ending.

I read this all the way through, tears in my eyes laughing at some of the comments. I wonder what became of the rubber cock...

wtf

Someone nominate it for classics quick.

Ifnotnow

I wonder if, now 7 years on, OP has become a devoted pegging enthusiast. I like to ponder a happy ending.

shouldn't that be rear ending??

Sparkling

Is there a section for classics that I could catch up on?

Here is the 'Classics' topic. A collection of dead threads, very few that deserve the title 'classic' and lots that really don't.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics

I fucking hate you lot

I'm supposed to be resting after passing out yesterday

I am, instead, using my almost non-existent energy supplies crying with laughter at this thread!!

Thank you for cheering me up!