To be shocked and disgusted at DH and his strange sexual requests?

[CindyCrawfordsLeftLeg]

DH has been suggesting we should be a bit more adventurous in bed lately.

I'm up for that, dont mind trying different positions or a bit of role play etc

last night we shared a bottle of chablis and were both a bit 'tipsy', he got a bit amorous and we headed off to the bedroom

Things were getting a bit passionate and he then tells me he has a suprise for me, he opened up the bedside table and pulled out a box, i opened it up and to my horror, pulled out a strap on rubber penis

I was too shocked to speak, just sat there amazed, he then started explaining that he wanted me to use it on HIM but first i would have to 'loosen him up' with my tongue he called it 'rimming' [disgusted]

Needless to say we had a big row, after i called him weird and freaky, he slept on the sofa, got up early and went to the office, i am expecting him back soon, but i think this is the beginning of the end, i need time to think, he is not the man i thought he was

you can talk celebrityMNer, i bet you like nothing better than a millenium falcon parked in your space dock

Bum sex is such fun
You should try it everyone
Have a drink chill right out
Take it slow or he'll really shout
Lube him up nice and wet
Strap it on see how far you get......

(not tried it either but you can think of me as one of those MN

i totally agree that is disgusting u poor girl urghhhh

by the way, whilst I quite enjoy being rimmed....am not quite as keen on being the person that does the rimming....lol...so...don't blame ya OP....

One of the dancers texted DH to congratulate him on the birth of his son..........but thats a whole other thread

It went down so well, 6 days after a c section I can tell you.

So even in reputable clubs some dancers do liaise with the fellas.

Ooh wrong thread- meant to be on the lap dancing one

Or a big Wookie up your starshit trooper

i have heard of rimming,pegging, cottaging etc but space docking is a first for me

praise the lord for urban doctionary

i am not an innocent blonde anymore

< chokes on cock coffee >

How very dare you!!

I agree wholeheartedly with the OP

about celebrityMNer that is

< shakes fist > Gah!!

< wonders whether to lube it up first >

celebrityMNer are you and heathermillsleftfoot one in the same person?

How did you guess?

Starshit trooper... ROFL!!!

After a bottle of wine
He said look everythings fine
I just want some fun
A big dick up the bum
Don't panic, not up yours, up mine.

Now it really did come as a shock
Greeted by a big rubber cock
And ask to preform
An act not quite the norm
I thought I'd end up in the dock.

So where do I turn for advice
To a site that is friendly and nice
Just to be mocked
I know nothing of cock
And they all think I am telling lies.

But if I thought that was shocking
Next week he wants to try space docking.
I don't know what to do
With a big frozen poo
But I really am sick of this mocking.

So now I think I shall go
And have a nice cup of coco
All this talk of sex
Has me quite upset
Next time i'll just tell him NO

Fucking Brilliant

I thank you

wasn't there another thread about this once?

I ant to know if it was a double strap on the vibrates? You might have liked it cindy, I can see about the bum licking not being so good though.

Beanyb, quite possibly...but I'm sure it lacked the high culture of this one- I mean, it's got poetry and everything!

BitOfFun here btw < waves >

Love your new name BOF

Genuis bit of poetry there kimiwantsaneasteregg

I've heard of rimming, cottaging etc.... I'm no prude.

HOWEVER, I would not f*ck my man with a rubber cock. I'm actually really quite surprised by the reaction on here!

I'd never put my tongue/finger/cucumber or anything near a partners asshole.

I'd have been just as disgusted as the OP.... and would definitely look at my man in a different light had there been no indication before that this was his....ahem..... preference!

i wouldn't be shocked by this atall, some men just want to add a bit extra to bedtime activities. I would have just laughed myself silly if my DH had come out with something like that, more amusing than something to take seriously.

A bit extra is one thing.... being buggered by your wife is another. lol