To be shocked and disgusted at DH and his strange sexual requests?

[CindyCrawfordsLeftLeg]

DH has been suggesting we should be a bit more adventurous in bed lately.

I'm up for that, dont mind trying different positions or a bit of role play etc

last night we shared a bottle of chablis and were both a bit 'tipsy', he got a bit amorous and we headed off to the bedroom

Things were getting a bit passionate and he then tells me he has a suprise for me, he opened up the bedside table and pulled out a box, i opened it up and to my horror, pulled out a strap on rubber penis

I was too shocked to speak, just sat there amazed, he then started explaining that he wanted me to use it on HIM but first i would have to 'loosen him up' with my tongue he called it 'rimming' [disgusted]

Needless to say we had a big row, after i called him weird and freaky, he slept on the sofa, got up early and went to the office, i am expecting him back soon, but i think this is the beginning of the end, i need time to think, he is not the man i thought he was

*put a few diazepam in his chablis, wait for it to take effect, lube him up and away you go

whats the worst that could happen ?*

Respiratory depression leading to coma and death. Chablis and Bumsex however are not contraindicated

honeydragon

I had an ex who used to beg me to plug away at him with a butt plug.

After begging, he would look up at me and ask pathetically, "this doesn't mean I'm gay, does it?"

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I'm only on page 4 but seriously OP? You are being quite mean with comments like "we are not big drinkers, unlike some here, so it seems", and "you obviously have had more sexual experiences than me and probably with a LOT more partners".

But, your attitude aside, you and your husband need to have a serious talk. If you are not comfortable discussing these things I would strongly recommend www.sexionnaire.com which is an online quiz that you and your partner each complete regarding what you are and are not willing to try.

Your answers are then compared and matching answers identified so that the two of you can learn what things you are both willing to try, without revealing any interests which may put off the other. Although that ship has already sailed, the quiz may help avoid a repeat incident while still encouraging new experiences.

Keep an open mind, and please don't jump straight to insults, it can cause far more damage to a relationship than an odd sexual request.

You both get tipsy on one shared bottle of Chablis?

How peculiar.

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Oops did not realise this was a zombie.

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Nearly 7 years old

Oh dammit! It took me a while to realise it's a zombie thread.

But even so at 'oh fgs I am not a prude, I have tried doggy'

Well, this is going to run and run now isn't it?

Nothing like a ZOMBIE THREAD to liven up half-term.

Any chance of a lock-down, HQ.

Oh for goodness sake.

It's about time MNHQ put the zombie alerts at the beginning instead of the end of threads, or just locked them.

So what if its a Zombie thread, not all of us have been on here since JC was a lad - this is comedy gold!!

Think you need to get out more...

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stop bumping it everyone

it will be going bloody viral next like that "hilarious" penis beaker shite if it's a slow news day...

< realises I just bumped it >

They could shovel this zombie thread into the sex topic?

I missed the thread first time around (2 years before I joined MN). Not sure about 'comedy gold'.

Nothing better than a good bumping.

Think you need to get out more...

Leaving aside your patronising tone, I can't as I am at work and looking for things to fill my day.

gah

gah - not in the acronym glossary??

get a husband?

Hey Id give it a go.

Bum

Sorry, I mean, bump

I'll get me coat.

Rofl. I hope your having a giggle while making this up rather than liking a hairy truckers arse