To be shocked and disgusted at DH and his strange sexual requests?

[CindyCrawfordsLeftLeg]

DH has been suggesting we should be a bit more adventurous in bed lately.

I'm up for that, dont mind trying different positions or a bit of role play etc

last night we shared a bottle of chablis and were both a bit 'tipsy', he got a bit amorous and we headed off to the bedroom

Things were getting a bit passionate and he then tells me he has a suprise for me, he opened up the bedside table and pulled out a box, i opened it up and to my horror, pulled out a strap on rubber penis

I was too shocked to speak, just sat there amazed, he then started explaining that he wanted me to use it on HIM but first i would have to 'loosen him up' with my tongue he called it 'rimming' [disgusted]

Needless to say we had a big row, after i called him weird and freaky, he slept on the sofa, got up early and went to the office, i am expecting him back soon, but i think this is the beginning of the end, i need time to think, he is not the man i thought he was

LOL flick her bean LOL sick but funny

jem, I had never heard of rimming until I read about it on MN a couple of months ago! I am not a troll and I have been married over 26 years, so wouldn't consider myself that naiive about sex.

TBH, I would be very if my Dh did what the OP dh did!

I really don't feel this is a genuine OP... if I'm wrong Cindy, I am sorry for being naughty.

just because you have been about abit yourself independiente, doesnt mean everyone is as sexually experienced as you

Oh phew, it's not real.
Yes, very experienced, me.
Am off to my mud-wrestling class...

...followed by tantric sex level ten (for the uber-flexible, if you know what I mean, except you might not..)

I love this thread!

I can just imagine this sexually tame woman who's most exciting experiment to date has been doggie style suddenly being confronted by a huge strap on cock and a hairy truckers haulage managers arse to lick loose!

True UQD.

But he is asking her to shag him up the arse with a rubber strap on....

It's quite an unusual request to spring on someone now isn't it.

If the OP and her DH were real I would have suggested that he hold off whipping out the false member until he had, erm, loosened her up a bit first. From missionary to strap on in one move is not really doable....

OP maybe he thinks if you do him he'll be able to do you???

'I can just imagine this sexually tame woman who's most exciting experiment to date has been doggie style suddenly being confronted by a huge strap on cock and a hairy truckers haulage managers arse to lick loose!'

Why is everyone on MN obssessed with SEX up the BUM

Sex up the bum,
It's such good fun,
I like it and I'm a mum,
Bumsex for everyone!

Ta- dahhhh!!!!!!!!!

Your a bunch of piss taking slappers imo

second verse:
'the feeling makes you hum,
you really should get some.
so don't get shirty,
it ain't that dirty,
it's merely sex up the bum!'

But dear god doing it to him
The feeling is so grim
Rimming makes me boak
Bumsex only for female folk!

oh...hadn't thought of that...neither have I, but I don't mind if people think I am one of those MNers.

< applauds Jazzhands and independiente>

You would never guess it I expect from this thread, but I've never been called a piss taking slapper before! Well, not to my face anyway...Have an odd swagger in my step now!

ROFL independiente, too late mate

Your rep is soooo shot. I believe you are in good company though!

and no that's not because of bumsex, beat you to it you lot!

Space docking... oh dear. Didn't know pegging either, and I've spent many wasted hours on www.urbandictionary.com

Does seem like a bit of a leap though... in a partnership you have to build up to these things. Start by sucking his balls and see if you like it down there... that sort of thing.

You need trust and freedom to explore, will probably not just happen at either person's sudden request.

Rep, what rep? I'm a good catholic girl. Well, I was...

OMG!!! Is that something else you're fond of, independiente, you perv?!!!!

Oh no, I can't keep one step ahead of the filthy wit on here.

Look, I'm not actually swaggering, I am sitting down. I have never done anything rude that might require a trip to A&E.

well. thank you for the link to the urban dictionary....very interesting..but the space docking seems to mean different things to different people...