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to be looking forward to giving birth again perhaps more than most of you?

118 replies

MySecretPleasure · 26/03/2009 14:03

I don't want to sound smug, but I suffer (if you can call it that) from a condition highlighted in the news lately which means that giving birth is unusually pleasurable for me.

I was wondering though if anyone else on this great site can understand this - or AIBU to feel just a little bit special?

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HalfMumHalfBiscuit · 26/03/2009 14:07
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TheCrackFox · 26/03/2009 14:07

I have an orgasm a couple of times a week. Don't need to get pregnant either, so ner.

Special or smug, difficult one.

powpow · 26/03/2009 14:07

you are special!
But so am I. I totally share in your special ability.

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunch · 26/03/2009 14:09

Oh THAT... simply everyone on MN has that.

BitOfFun · 26/03/2009 14:09

I have an orgasm if I so much as sneeze, obviously...or do I sneeze when I have an orgasm? I can't remember

SheSellsSeashellsByTheSeashore · 26/03/2009 14:10

How do you do it? My only pleasure in giving birth or indeed pregnancy is gas and air, and pethidine and those little white tablets they gave me when dd2 wouldn't stop wriggling and causing me immense pain were nice to. They made me feel all fuzzy and warm

And they allowed me to sleep for the first time since conception.

MySecretPleasure · 26/03/2009 14:11

I knew you wouldn't believe me, but it's true, honestly! To tell the truth I haven't had sex for a long time because my bump is so huge. I hope that means the baby's head is going to be nice and big though.

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VinegarTitsSmellsTrolls · 26/03/2009 14:12

Whats an orgasm?

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 26/03/2009 14:13

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LuJay · 26/03/2009 14:13

are you one of those people who has an orgasm during childbirth? there is another thread on here about this strange phoenomenon(sp?)

screamingabdab · 26/03/2009 14:14

I just did it typing this WOOOH Hooooo!!!

BitOfFun Funny you should say that. I do actually get an itchy nose when getting er...intimate

MySecretPleasure · 26/03/2009 14:15

My placenta was quite big last time too, Reality.

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MySecretPleasure · 26/03/2009 14:16

I don't think there is any need to be flippant Vinegartits - you sound like you get it regular to me.

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TheCrackFox · 26/03/2009 14:17

Doesn't mean to say you will have an orgasm this time.

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 26/03/2009 14:17

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screamingabdab · 26/03/2009 14:19

I can get my orgasms without 13 hours of agony, and like Reality, do not shit during sex

BitOfFun · 26/03/2009 14:19

How very dare you be rude about Vinny, she lives like a nun, I'm sure...and virgin births are more special than having an orgasm when you give birth anyway...

TheCrackFox · 26/03/2009 14:22

screaming, are we supposed to be shitting during sex? I am most confused.

BitOfFun · 26/03/2009 14:26

PMSL - of course, don't you? < concerned >

screamingabdab · 26/03/2009 14:27

Crackfox got meself all arse- about- face. Reality said nothing about shitting during sex

screamingabdab · 26/03/2009 14:28
BitOfFun · 26/03/2009 14:29

I'll say it first then Reality: bumsex

< runs away >

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 26/03/2009 14:30

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screamingabdab · 26/03/2009 14:31

Thankyou. I have just had an orgasm

MySecretPleasure · 26/03/2009 14:32

I don't want my thread turning into one of those dirty ones thankyou very much. I have had eight children and not once has anything so discusting happened to me.

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