to be looking forward to giving birth again perhaps more than most of you?

[MySecretPleasure]

I don't want to sound smug, but I suffer (if you can call it that) from a condition highlighted in the news lately which means that giving birth is unusually pleasurable for me.

I was wondering though if anyone else on this great site can understand this - or AIBU to feel just a little bit special?

Good tip SGB...[wracks brain for more hobbies perversions]

Own up now MSP, who are you?

It was me Vinegar Virgin! I had to keep coming on as myself to keep the thread bumped

I am quite pleased with it for a first go

steveiesgirl, it's a joke.

Sorry for calling you HappySlag...on reflection, HappySlapper would have been better

I just felt it was time for the persona to start baiting people...

I was enjoying the Labour Snuff Movie idea - you should still do it!

Oooooh BOF, i would never have guessed!

Proud of you

Will you keep your name for a while?...it is very lovely

Yes i kind of like this name

You will now be known for you love of 'fisting' as well as the 'bumsex'

ROFL

< sits down gingerly on rubber ring >

(you know, like a swimming aid, not...oh never mind!)

I read the article in the Times, I think it was, the other day.

The lucky lady in question said that the midwife had noticed how she was enjoying herself because "your clitoris was pulsating."

!

I'd be inclined to wonder why the midwife wasn't concentrating on the baby's head crowning actually.

I don't think I could look a midwife in the eye who'd said that to me.

I just choked on my sandwich reading that

Oh, and the Times? I read about it in Pick Me Up, pmsl...blame TheDevilWearsPrimark and her Crap Tips thread!

here you go

BoF: Pick Me Up???