...the grotty MNers thread!

[LadyOfWaffle]

Dunno why it's in AIBU but the man one was

So, come on... what grotty things do you do?

trust BoF to have an amusing sex story

Early morning sex is always a bit risky when it comes to smells, especially if you also had it the night before!!

grotty man thread

please ensure you have already eaten some time ago before you read it

I shaved my legs before dc4 was born, he's 12 weeks. I also use deodorant cream that lasts three to six days...just in case I forget.

PSML @ this thread not quite as bad as the grotty man one! I actually threw up reading on part of it

I'ma manky shit ot sure if I should disclose actually...

Apparently my farts smell like a sweaty old mans and are rather oud But in my family farts are hysterical so no hiding it DP doesn't bring his friend's over anymore...

I always pick my nose and eat it apparently is a lovely trait I got from my Uncle only do it in private though.

I bite my fingernails... and my toenails

And I have already said too much so am going to finish with the fact that Ido shave eery 2 days so although a manky shite I am fuzzfree!

...and another sporadic shaver here....
(but I do iron pants and socks)

Apparently eating your bogies is quite good for you! DP thinks my farts smell vile sometimes, but oddly enough I always find them quite nice! Dp's on the other hand make me boak.

LOL DM I have made myself boak on more than one occassion LMFAO.

I do bite my nails, but not toenails, I can't reach them! Pick them instead much to the annoyance of DP.

I think I might have nits

LOL BOF the childhood myth says that only clean people get nits and whatever you do do not g near the other ladies on this thread they will all be scratching legs/arse/fanjo/pitts or herever else they forgot to shave

I think I've got nits too, but I've lost my hair brush and I'm buggered if I'm going to use the nit comb without first taming the hideous bedhead hair. I bite my nails too. I haven't shaved my armpits since I went into hospital to have DD. She is nearly four months old. In my defence, DH loves my hairy pits and gets upset when I shave them. Oh and my bush makes Madonna's look groomed. Again.....makes DH happy!

i haven't washed my hair since sunday night. but that's due to us not having a bathroom at the moment (it's being "done")

haven't seen flange area for several months as 35 weeks pregnant. DH trimmed for me a few weeks ago, said he'd done it in the shape of bart simpson

i like to fart and trap DH's head underneath the duvet.

I should stop now shouldn't i?

[Grin]

I am scratching my head now

Span I do the duvet thing too much DP's disgust.

BitofFun - where?

am desperately trying not to lol at the bart simpson flange

i am pretty disgusting though...have terrible nose picking habit, also picking dirt out from fingernails, picking food out of teeth (not all at once mind, i do have standards). my flimsy reasoning is that it's all in the pursuit of cleanliness.

Well apes and monkeys groom themselves, why shouldnt we? Can you get nits on your bush and did i miss something with Madonna, has she had her bush on show.

Oi squonk!

Dp shaves his armpits and sometimes they are shorter than mine

Kerry i haven't cleaned a window since i was a teenager!

Don't get me wrong I don't like having a hairy body, just can't be arsed to sort it out most of the time.