...the grotty MNers thread!

[LadyOfWaffle]

Dunno why it's in AIBU but the man one was

So, come on... what grotty things do you do?

Do you eat them Hifi?

I eat my bogies

And I only shaved my legs twice last year: once for a holiday, and once for a wedding.

Oh gosh, I do that too- again, it hadn't occurred to me it was yucky...and the hair as floss when desperate: that's just resourceful, surely?

The picking your head, I'm talking about.

I'm starting to feel all clean and Audrey Hepburn-like!

Oh god these are getting worse

I used my vibrator, wipe it on the duvet and stick it back in the draw

exclaimer: i dont stick it inside, just hold it against my clitoria

can anyone explain why you would eat what caome sout of your nose???

OK, as this has got going I will also admit to being a spot squeezer,
I hate washing my hair, because it's past my waist, very thick and wavy and takes 24 hours to be fully dry, so it gets done once a week.
I sometimes use the pin on my name badge to pick my teeth/ clean under my nails(when I let them grow enough)
Chew my nails
Chew pencils and pen lids, used to eat paper and grass as a child. Occasionally indulge even now.
Pick off scabs and eat them
Sometimes wear socks for 2 days in a row
Don't always remember to brush my teeth in the evening.

Plenty more will be remebered I'm sure.

I used to do that, Vinegar.

When I was in my late teens, I moved back into the family home for a few months when my dad was in the process of selling it.

When I finally left, he did the quick once over, and found three vibrators I'd somehow overlooked.

He arranged them in a little circle on the bedroom floor for me to find

I sometimes use the lid bit of my Mitchums deoderant ...

My DH explained that it saves having to flick it and risk it ending up somewhere you don't want it to be. It's a convenient way of disposing of them. But, ugh, the thought, especially the half gooey half crusty ones. My tummy's gone all squirty.....

SOrry, that was in answer to why eat bogies.

PMSL Desi.

well, if I am honest, I've only been caught at it once...

I am a proper slattern on sevrral counts....

Eugggh eating scabs that is just gross, mind you i have been know to squeeze a spot, wipe it on my jumper, then carry on eating a bag of crisps

well, if I am honest, I've only been caught at it once...

I am a proper slattern on sevrral counts....

Desi does your mum know let's hope she isn't a sniffer! I have used the rounded end of some cordless hair curlers

daphne were your curling your pubes at the time?

Thank fuck this is anonymous!!!!!!........

Well that might have been a good idea as it would have saved trimming them!

I once burnt my lady parts straightening my pubes with a curling iron. I claimed that I had been curling my hair just after the bath and dropped them. You are the only ones who know I was in fact, taming my pubes.......

I fart and blame the kids

PMSL at straightening your pubes

Really intrigued as to why you would want to straighten your pubes!

Why did you want to straighten them, I thought the whole reason they are curly is so that they don't hang down!

Once you get past forty, your pubes get straighter anyway. I cannot think of a rational evolutionary reason for this.