...the grotty MNers thread!

[LadyOfWaffle]

Dunno why it's in AIBU but the man one was

So, come on... what grotty things do you do?

Maybe a touch of frizzease next time you have a bad hair day eh? I'm flinching at the thought of straightners being anyway near my bits!

Shit I had better keep on top of them, otherwise I'll be tripping over them in the next couple of years. I do know someone who conditions hers.

I am crying at the pube styling... And VT's Freudian "exclaimer" slip

I was just trying something...you know...when you're bored. They did look better, glossy and smooth. The burn was horrible though! The curling tongs actually stuck to a flap! Needless to say, I never tried it again. It wasn't worth the pain just to have groomed pubes.

ROFL Martha. Now that's not what you need a burnt flap!

PMSL

Burnt piss-flap

Did the odour linger for long?

Oh, just thought of a good reason to wash rather than wipe your vibrator: our dog once came into the livingroom in front of visitors eating mine that I'd left on the bedside table

I think my ds1 and his mate got hold of a previous vibrator(flexi-rubbery thing) i had becuase someone had stuck a pin in the end of it and made a little pee hole

bof-yes,I would agree ,we have a vibe munching mutt too

ROFL has gone fr minging to vibe talking

OMG at some of these and here was me embarrassed LOL.

does anyone else look at the toilet paper after they have wiped their bum?

Yes but that is perfectly healthy Darkness

Means you can see if you have worms or blood... orjust have a plamff if thats your thing

phew - pleased to know I am not just disgusting then!

..what about smelling what you pick out of your teeth....?

You are all pure filth. {grin}

darkness yes to both looking at bum wipeage and smelling tooth pickings.

I also pick blackheads, pick my nose (in private) use hair as floss.

Wear socks until they go stiff when dry stop using when they feel slimy while on (mainly because I lose my socks, so can only ever find the same two socks)

PMSL at burnt flap.

At least I don't dutch oven dp.

i think people must be exaggerating now

1. I had a food trap problem with my back teeth on one side, every time I ate food got stuck in there and caused me a lot of pain, so I have been known to pick those teeth clean everywhere, I just can't wait, it hurts a lot.

However, decay has finally set in and I am finally getting a filling in there next week.

1. I sniff DC used underwear, just so I know how bad they are, I have no idea why I feel the need to know.

I haven't shaved my lower legs in years and I do bare them in public. I don't think it's grotty, though; and I am beyond caring if other people think so (why would it be ok on a bloke, but not on me just because I'm a girl???)

I shower less than my dh

Some weekend I neither shower nor get out of my pjs
Some weekends I shower and get into new pjs
I often leave my hair in bedhead mat

My dog is obsessed with fingernail clippings and I let him eat mine

I eat left over crusts rather than make myself dinner some nights

I always look at the loo paper after I wipe

To those who know me in work they would say I'm am immaculately obsessively stylied and presented

At weekends I'm myself, a minger

Why is it good for you to eat bogies?

My pubes are already quite straight, so they shall be poker straight by the time I'm old!

OK here goes....sometimes in the morning when I'm showering and I need a wee....I go in the shower.

oh - wee in the shower - I do that sometimes.

And sometimes in the bath.

And then don't tell the DCs when they ask if I can save the water.

They do worse to us over the years, Darkness-serves em right!

I like to squeeze out in-grown hairs!

Should really name change for this...

I was once caught short on the way home from a club and so stopped in an alley to pee (was v. v. drunk) and was pushing the wee out so hard as I was rushing.... that I accidently started to poo.... and once I had started, I couldn't stop... so I pooed in the middle of this alley, like a dog leaving a treat for it's owner.

I still cringe....