...the grotty MNers thread!

[LadyOfWaffle]

Dunno why it's in AIBU but the man one was

So, come on... what grotty things do you do?

I love queezig spots and in grown hairs.
I look at the paper after I wipe too, if you don't then how do you know when you're finnished?
When I have a really bad cold and I blow my nose I open the tissue to look at the contence. Once it dripped on my skirt.
I bet quite a few people do this. (I hope)

i shave my feet

Boobz, that is a good 'un...

Thanks BOF - all class, me.

i rarely shave my legs... but when i do i also do my feet... and toes...

i never brush my hair, or do anything with it in fact...

ladygarden au naturel... mixture of principles and, er, laziness... (i actually don't think this is rough though)

i wash a lot less than dp. but new socks & deoderant every day!

i have a spot on my scalp...

oh, oh, good one - i sometimes leave tampons in for too long

um... trying to think of more rough things...

ok, when i was about 17, went on a camping holiday in newquay, met a boy and had quickie in his car, no that's not the rough bit - my friend (drunk) wanted to listen so she crouched by the side of the car PRETENDING to be sick!? someone asked her what she was doing and she actually said she was being sick! and made retching noises! that is a bit weird. on the same camping holiday we were 7 girls and someone did a big diarrhoea poo behind our tents (where we all used to go for a wee as the campsite toilets were miles away) - we are all still friends and still no-one has owned up to this

i am going to namechange after this i have suddenly come over all embarrassed!

PSML

OMG...I have just laughed so hard I nearly puked....

Martha...your pube straightening story is simply priceless...

Well, lets see what I can admit too...

not shaving my pubes (if ever I do shave, wax or whatever it itches that much afterwards that it becomes a bit embaressing...as I can't stop scratching )

I do look at my used tissue (after bum wiping)....well...kinda a good way to know if your bum is clean, like...

I do sometimes pick my nose (but I defintely would never ever eat them....that is yuk...)

And I pump (not in public, but at home....well...only on my own or with my own little family around....iykwim)

Eating ear wax is another favourite. The flavour is sooooo intense

I once took a laxative when in Switzerland, and laid an entire ten inch pooh in my pants whilst walking to a restaurant.

I went to their loos, flicked it down the pan, and ordered my meal!

Never let a shit ruin an evening, I say.

OMG

Oh, you don't mind me laying a turd in Switzerland, then?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! 'Laid a ten inch poo in my pants' and then, then 'flicked' it down the pan. Fan-bloody-tastic! I had to get off a bus in the middle of nowhere to have a poo. I went in the woods and then had to get the bus back home as I missed my lecture because of the poo detour.

So, uh, what you got against the Swiss, then?

Bastard.

Martha, stop laughing or you'll crap yourself.

Best so far, I say...

It was a lovely turd!

I fondly reminisce it's texture, dryness, and unbroken length. And there was nothing I could do to prevent it. It just slid out, with no warning, much like a nuclear missile.

I was not even drunk. I mean, you have to admire the Swiss. When they say they're going to do a thing, well, they do it.

Oh yes, I meant the earwax, obviously

Desi, that's revolting!

Thank god your turd story has trumped mine.

boobz, it took a while!