TO BE PISSED OFF THAT I PAY 900 FUCKING QUID A MONTH, FOR MY DS 3 TO GO TO NURSERY, AND HE';S GETTING A HIDEOUS NORTHERN ACCENT

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Is that what i am wasting my money on.
Oh the way he says Come 'ere.
really makees me cringe.
900 quid a month for that

lol

do you live in the north?

Cheeky cow!

eh?

whereabouts do you live? do you have a really common saaaathern accent then?

Nice thread title. Not offensive at all. Ace.

troll

Sit him in front of back to back recordings of the Queen's speech.... that'll sort the accent issue out

Are you being serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Move if you dont like it

come to Somerset - a similar accent AND Morris Dancing!

lol

I'm sure you have homework to do.

yes yabvu

a northern accent is better than shouting and swearing!

You hardly sound classy yourself, love.

Do you need to ask?

If you don't want your kid to get a northern accent, don't live in the north

LOL...you need to vet the accents before signing on the dotted line.

d/ye know, I really think I may report this thread for:

offensive language in the thread title,
offensive language towards everyone north of the M25,
personal attacks on northerners.

I sympathise, he'll be getting headlice next shudder

Marks out of ten for trying to be funny -199999898989989

Send him to me for a week and I will have him saying proper northern things like 'howay man hinny hoy a hamma owa here'

Oh and I'll only charge you £850

i do not live in the north, thankyou very much.

Yes. Absolutely. In fact I would go further and say if my son didn't come home sounding like Prince Harry and playing the harp I would sue frankly.

But then I am a prejudiced wanker. so ho hum.

If you live up North - then what do you expect?

What's Northern then? I'm in Scotland, God forbid your son starts talking Glaswegian, now THAT would be worth crying over