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TO BE PISSED OFF THAT I PAY 900 FUCKING QUID A MONTH, FOR MY DS 3 TO GO TO NURSERY, AND HE';S GETTING A HIDEOUS NORTHERN ACCENT

184 replies

900amonthforthisshitANGRYMUM · 13/01/2009 21:02

Is that what i am wasting my money on.
Oh the way he says Come 'ere.
really makees me cringe.
900 quid a month for that

OP posts:
Hangingbellyofbabylon · 13/01/2009 21:15

oh how fucking hilarious.

DisasterArea · 13/01/2009 21:16

perhaps you could splash out a bit more and make him board somewhere more - well - central? the less time spent in the north the better. in fact you could probably hire someone during exeat to take him so he need never go north again.

OrmIrian · 13/01/2009 21:16

Ha ha

Habbibu · 13/01/2009 21:16

Are you? Are you really and truly? Well I never.

cheesesarnie · 13/01/2009 21:16

i almost laughed.

WingsofanAngel · 13/01/2009 21:17

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

FairLadyRantALot · 13/01/2009 21:18

how funny ...you are as funny as me...which is why I leave the witty side of things to others, tbh!

WingsofanAngel · 13/01/2009 21:18

Laughed yeah right

fryalot · 13/01/2009 21:19

oh, sorry, perhaps you didn't understand me:

I laaaarfed at your jake

TequilaMockinBird · 13/01/2009 21:19

'howay man hinny hoy a hamma owa here' means 'please would you pass me a hammer'

Hulababy · 13/01/2009 21:21

Hmm....not the funniest bit of play-trolling I have seen, sorry!

cheshirekitty · 13/01/2009 21:22

Calm down, calm down. Speaking as a Scouser who has a dh with a posh BBC accent, and dd with a posh BBC accent (boarding school), I feel proud of my northern heritage.

Up the Northerners!!! (Even Mancunians).

Northernlurker · 13/01/2009 21:24

Mancunians live on the 'wrong' side of the Pennines dontchaknow?

(That bit in Wallace and Gromit when Gromit realised he could chuck the bomb into Yorksfire had me ROFL )

Zebraa · 13/01/2009 21:25

Silly bitch

lostinnappies · 13/01/2009 21:29

i am a mancunian who married a scouser the wedding was .... interesting

5inthebed · 13/01/2009 21:35

Which side wore the brightest tracksuits?

lostinnappies · 13/01/2009 21:41

the pies at the reception were sooouuuunnnd!!!

fryalot · 13/01/2009 21:43

were they Hollands????

PottyCock · 13/01/2009 21:44

wmsl

the horror!

lostinnappies · 13/01/2009 21:45

YES YES YES

Hollands pies....

megandtyler · 13/01/2009 21:50

oooh arrrr
you want move down to the shire and stay with the farmers
we're gert lush down ere

gerroff my laaannd

fryalot · 13/01/2009 21:51

I once made dp drive me over the border to get a pudding from Lancashire (we're over near the east coast, they don't have 'em over here )

nowtygaffer · 13/01/2009 22:00

Mmmmm. Anyone for a babbies yed?

junkcollector · 13/01/2009 22:18

Where thes muck thes brass lass...

twentypence · 13/01/2009 22:20

Ds went to nursery in NZ and got a northern accent. Everyone should learn a second language!