to find a man who coudlnt drive UTTERLy unattractive

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and rather pathetic

yadaydayd meddical expcetiosn etc

DH thnks the men on here are just cruising for affairs. He wont be convinced otherwise.

Cod post on my relationships thread and tell me i am not crazy please.

BTW my dh is so attractive i can barely keep my pants on, his not driving does not bother me in the least.

Well except i am always designated driver and can't have more than 1 gin.

Onebatmother - your ex on a segway has made this thread for me.

'Two Princes'? Check? Terrible rock gigs? Check. Inappropriately-haired suitors? Check.

Fess up UnquietDad, are you cruising for an affair?

i do feel that I've performed an important public service, Fabio (that is you, ins't it?)

And my world-view has undergone a profound shift.

tmi from lgat

sorry sorry theoldestcat just realized you're not fabio at all, how rude of me.

sorry am full of hormones.

good lord, this moved on a tad didn't it

is it wrong to say you find your dh masterful then? someone shoot me now

what is meant by masterful?

in control of something, noddy, but I think some people use it to mean dominant.

decisive.

Am just a teensy bit late to this thread, but I'm with Olive on the whole masterful driver thing.

I've never driven dh's car as I'd be crapping myself that I'd crash it. My car is scraped every which way & I don't care.

The odd thing about dh & is car is the number of people who ask him if he's a footballer when he's getting out of it.

FFs, he's nearly 50 and about a stone overweight

nice user name

I know, I changed it the other night when I was pissed. Will change it back now if it offends, my little codette.

Onebat - no worries; am rather flattered to be mistaken for Fabio.

LOL LOL LOL at UQD getting so narky.

I can't stand men who can't spell. It irritates me beyond all reason. For me minger hell would be:

A man who
Can't spell
Can't drive but enjoys riding bitch on a motorbike
Wears small slip-on shoes
Has a moustache thing
Thinks it's reasonable to be asked to be awake fgs while partner breasfeeds at 3am
Reads pregnancy books

In fact Man Heaven and Man Hell deserves another thread, doesn't it?

Ok, so what's man heaven then?

I'm not telling you mine yet as it's not PC enough

I do know what it means to me but i think its differnet for everyone.I am going to think about what it means to me although i do like a man who can carry all the bags at the airport while i swan around the duty free.Is that it?

Yeah, have to agree with Obm and TOC.

I loved the Levellers as well....

did we ever establuish if uqd and pan are drivers or not

Well, there's a simple test apparently, but we need pics and more info about their characters. If they're attractive, they can operate a car/van/other vehicle; if they're not, they are feckless non-drivers

UQD is a well built, reasonably attractive man in his early forties. He has an unfortunate beard and wears socks with his sandals. He wears M&S. He drives a 5 year old Ford Focus.

Pan is a young slip of a 25 year old. He's eithe mixed race or Meditteranean in appearance. He is rather dapper. His suits have contrasting silk linings in amethyst and emerald. He always wears a red carnation in his lapel. Pan drives a BMW 3 series in silver.